Oh myyy....

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"Unfortunately, he also said something about there being too much Phil in it and as a side effect, would give all of you gentlemen a temporary case of Priapism for a couple of days..."

Before Cass interjected between her gasps of laughter and wiping tears from her eyes, "And have all you blokes running around having cock fights with... with... a glowing manhood!".
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Jacky hung, confused and worried. He waited a few seconds before he asked the embarrassing question:

"...What's Priapism?" he asked.

Cass came up, half hysterical with laughter, and whispered in his ear. Jacky squirmed and wished he wasn't so visible to people with XX chromosomes.