IGNORE THIS POST: NON-CANON

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Now first things first..we need clothes
No we dont
What? What do you mean? asked phil's brain
I can go faster without them on...watch this

And promptly run off in a random direction away from Jacky

Any passing telepath would have head in 50 mile high letters coming from Phil's head

"...smeg...he's gonna get me killed..stupid body..."
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Jacky was stepping very slowly and quietly toward the source of the noise, toward the unknown visitor known as Candice. He peered around the corner of a ship, and saw her.

"E...Excuse me?" Jacky said, somewhat fearfully.

She turned and stared at him.

"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" Jacky asked. He wasn't quite so trustful of visitors on ship anymore, particularly ones who appeared female.

Candice did not respond, but instead pulled something on him that appeared to be a gun in the darkness.

"Jesus Christ!" Jacky yelled, putting his hands up.

"Friend or foe?" She asked, expectantly.

Jacky paused, squinting his eyes at the weapon.

"...Banana." Jacky said, finally.

Candace groaned and dropped her "weapon," which was just a banana she had hidden in the darkness to use.

"No need to be violent, I don't want to hurt you." Jacky said.

"Good." Candice said.

"So, who are you, and what are you doing here?"

"Well, I was--" Candice could not continue, as there was a sound of ruffling echoing through the room. "What's that?" She asked.

Jacky stopped and thought for a second, then blurted out "Phil!" and charged away, Candice following.

They returned just in time to see Phil, half blind and half crazed strip down to nothing and then run away.

"Smeg, we gotta go catch him!" Jacky yelped and ran after him.

"What's going on?!" Candice yelled. "I'm so confused! Why won't you explain anything to me?!"

Jacky smirked as he ran. Finally, someone he could relate to.

"I'll explain everything when you help me pin the naked lunatic down!" Jacky screeched, knowing exactly how silly it sounded and slightly enjoying it.

Candice groaned and ran after Phil, hoping that he'd taken a shower recently.