Alex's Log {first person fortnight}

Alex's Log. Stardate – some Star Trek bollocks / 3 Million Years the wrong time.
I won't lie. Watching Cass obliterate Justin was the most satisfying thing I had witnessed for ages. After Pancake the little smegger covered us in horrible holographic hummus I wanted to end him as well. I'm not a violent man (any more) but in his case I might have made an exception. Spect[Sug: Expect?] we will reboot him soon. She might have already done it. Did not check to be honest.
Needed a wash after that so I went back to my quarters which are now clean and nice. It was good to see them. A relief after some of our weird recent adventures. Haven't been able to spend much time there since we've cleaned up the Dwarf and hadn't seen them for 3 million years before that. Don't remember the three million years obviously but you know.
Sometimes I reckon I can feel the 3 million years. Might be mental that though. It's weird like a (massive) ocean separating me from the kids and no boat. Don't talk to the others about it. Helps to write in a log about things sometimes........ You better not be reading this again Holly.
Helps more to forget about it. Running low on D S. Might have to become a piss head (again). That will go down well with the others I don't think.
Glad the shops are open and stuff. Makes it seem more normal round here. As normal as shops and cafes run by rats or otters or whatever they are can seem. Not that I am keen on rodents. But it's good. Might give their Raisin Buns a miss.......
Cass and Jay, do not know what's going on there. His wife turned up. Awkward.
I am not sure what the hell is going on with those time travel people. Had an unpleasant stand off. Don't like using weapons (these days). Not much choice this time. Glad they have got plenty of fags.
Old Wolfy seems to be out of his daze. Good bloke, Wolf.
Phi is pissed off with me. She is kind of sexy for a clean freak. Phil and Davie seem to be enjoying Parrotts being open. Seymour seems happy about the shops too. Funny guy he is. I did not like him much when we first met but I have got a soft spot for him now. He is all right sometimes. Holly if you are reading this don 't you (ever) tell him I said that.
Gomez has been discussing some interesting ideas with me to improve the living section further. I like the way he thinks. He also said something about Holly mentioning a tree and another hologram but I was a bit distracted and stopped listening. Holly always says odd things anyway.
[OI! I AM READING THIS. CHARMING, THAT IS. - HOLLY. ]
Efof is......enthusiastic. Nice guy bit strange.
I hate those armpit things I wish they would smeg or squelch off. They make me feel like Phi acts like she feels about everything.
New guy seems pretty cool, inv, invur, in vun.....[error-voice input required] cannot be killed.
I am going to have another shower now. Not sure I can ever have enough showers after Justin's Pancake Surprise. Nasty.
Seymour said there is another meeting tomorrow. Arrrg.