Tales from the Time Fridge - Part 1

He kicked the white device with his foot. “Got the time fridge working again then?” he said to Jay.
“Cassandra Jones” he said “Meet, Phil FeBuggure….”

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"The pleasure is all mine. We don't have much...hahaha..time..just need to do something...gota deactivate the beacon"

Phil turnedround and opened the white object, aka the Time Fridge Reaching inside he pulled out a kebab.
There was a smallnoise from the TF and then nothing

"Ahh I've missed these..pardon me one moment..they didnt have these in the STCP..they give me really bad gas so would not be around me in a couple of hours , if you know what i mean"

Cassandra was sitting with a "WTF" look on her face as Phil took a bite out the kebab, with an almost relgious look on his face.

"Ahh that..*BURP* ..pardon me..that was good"

"But..you...him?? You died?" Cassandra was on the point of gibbering "He (pointing at Jay) told me about it..what.."

It was Phil's turn to sit down, stilleating the most holy of foods. He pulled out asmall device from his pocket and put it down
"Don't panic, it just a recorder. We're safe for now, nothing important going to happen for at least a couple of hours and I
really cant be arsed to repeat myself. At least you can two can understand me, but if i tried explaing what happenedto seymour his brain would dribble out his ears and he'd moan about getting his biscuit being soggy or something"

"Anyway.....
**wibbly wobbly timey wimey effect goes here**

"Yes I died...MP had been kicked into a random portal by Death, and I had taken on the Grim Reapers job...No I'm not lying. It really happened. It might have been some advanced alien race or the Archivers having a giggle, but to me, it was real. Anyway after what to me seemed like a eternity doing this, killing and reaping and having fun, the big D showed up again, said something like "Makeing a deal with Time to get rid of me and never having to see me again"..Next thing I know I'm being flung through a portal and end up smack in the middle of STCP mess hall. Naked for some reason with my dong in a bowl of very VERY hot soup.."

Despite herself Cassandra giggled and Jay just smirked.

"Haha Jay or should i mention about the incident with the tube of superglue and the Anne summers window? I thought so..
After getting dressed and dragged to the cheif office, they were trying to figure out who I was and where I come from. I was trying to discover when I was and Where. Figured out quickly where I was, but the when was harder. Then I saw some activity going on. Most theofficewas looking in my direction. A few of them was panicing and pointing at me. They then suddenly called a Omega Alert and this force field sprung up around me"

Jay knew that only one Omega alert had ever been called in the the entire STCP's history. He was never told why, only that they were reserved for Category #1 Targets. He was later to find out that there was only 3 Category #1 targets. Apprantly Phil was one of them.

Cassandra got up - "Be right back, just checking Seymour not been hog roasted..be right back"

Phil pulled Jay to one side "Jay, keep this under your hat, but as i made the jump i could feel the degradaditon of the TF affecting me..It freid a few of my synapes..nothing serious but I have no idea whats been going on in the last few months..so If i make a mistake or something..just let me know ok?"

**end of part 1**

<<ooc1 - Letssee how long Phil survives this time>>
<<oo2 - the bit about Phil's memory of the last few months is to explain me, Chris, not being 100% on what going on, so If i fudge up..thats why>>