Deviant distractions

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Dozens of figures, shrouded in hoods, none more than three feet tall piled out of the various doors, windows and vents of the security office.
"EEEE!" they chanted "EEEeeEEEeeeEEEEE!"
They caught sight of Cass, and excitedly screamed
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!" before lowering their hoods. First rubbing their knees, pelvic thrusting and then charging toward Cass at full speed were an entire colony...

...of Mini-Phils.
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“Oh, smegging shit!” Cass yelled, a note of panic edging into her voice as she turned and bolted back between some billiard tables towards the casino doors, only to be thwarted by another band of the diminutive perverts who leaped out from behind the (appropriately named) craps tables, effectively cutting her off escape route
She’d had to deal with mini-Phil on a couple of occasions while she was still working on the strip, and knew from past experience that the disgusting little smegger would usually leave you alone if you kicked him in the balls enough times; but that was three million years ago, and on a one to one basis where Phil would usually be quite happy to go and wank himself into an onanistic stupor over the pleasurable memories of the violence inflicted on his ‘nads, whereas here and now was completely different; not only were the vile little creeps going around mob handed, but it was likely that they had never even seen a real woman, and so as the token female of the group, Cass had very real fears for her own personal safety
“EEEEeeeEEEeee” one of the little deviants stepped forward to stand just in front of her and tore his robe open, revealing not only his naked body but a distressing array of eye watering piercings
Cass kicked him savagely in the nuts and turned, sprinting back the way she had come, only to slide to a halt again after a couple of meters, coming face to face with the mob of mini-Phil’s that were swarming after her
Panicking, she vaulted up onto one of the billiard tables next to her, and fumbled for her laser pistol, hauling it out to train it on the nearest of the little freaks
“A little help here?” she snapped, not even daring to risk a glance over at Jay and the others
“EeeeeEEEEeeee” the Phil’s growled, slowing their pace to predatorily stalk forward, slowly encircling Cass on all sides
One of the larger of the Phil’s pushed its way through the press of minute degenerates and strutted forward
“EEEeee” it grunted, pointing first at Cass and then back at itself “EEEEeeeeEEE!”
Trembling, Cass bought her pistol to bear on him
“EEEEEEeeeEEEEE!” it howled, throwing its head back and tearing its robes open to reveal a heavily tattooed and pierced body, along with a... well, let’s just say that ‘engorged’ could probably be used as an adjective...
“EEEEEeeeeee!” the others roared in answer, rubbing their knees and panting, psyching themselves for the charge
Snarling, Cass shot the big one in the face at the same time that Jay and Gomez, each standing on nearby billiard tables of their own, elected to open up in unison and began peppering the tribe of Mini-Phil’s with high energy blasts, causing the vile little perverts to scatter - some scampering for cover while others simply elected to charge forward, their own lust for life apparently not as strong as their lust for lust
Swarming their assailants, the Phil’s tried scrambling up onto the billiard tables but were hindered by their diminutive stature, some few managing to gain purchase and haul themselves up only to be shot and fall back screeching loudly
“EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Cass fired her pistol again and again, scoring many hits, but to little avail - the disgusting little degenerates had just one thing on their mind, and she was it, although none of her companions were entirely spared the mini-Phil’s unsavoury attentions
Seymour, for example, was accosted by a couple of stark naked diminutive deviants who clambered into his trolley to begin dry humping him
“Oh dear God” Seymour wailed, struggling for air beneath a mass of pierced, pummelling flesh “Get them off me! Get them off!”
Another of the Phil’s had in the meantime managed to crawl onto the table behind Cass while Alex began dealing with Seymour’s assailants an old billiard cue
“EEEEeeeee” the depraved midget squealed as it launched itself at her, panting with excitement “EeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!”
Cass had just enough time for her eyes to widen in fear before Jay saved her with a well-timed shot which blew the offending dwarf’s throat out, felling it immediately and leaving it spasming violently, dying an ugly death on the billiard table next to her
“There’s too many!” Cass cried as two of the Phil’s threw a third of their number through the air, catching Jay at head height, causing him to stagger backwards under the weight of the impact, the mini-Phil’s little pelvis thrusting wildly into his face
“Mmmphh” he replied, struggling to wrestle the tiny varmint off and fling him back across the room for Gomez to execute with another well placed blast
“The señorita’s correct my friend; we cannot stay here, we must get away!”
Jay aimed another few blasts and turned to Cass and Gomez, his eyes alive
“Yeah, I hate to agree” he snarled, taking aim at another one of the little freaks “but you’re right, we’re buggered if we stay here much longer”
“EEEEEeeeeeeeee” the Phil’s agreed enthusiastically
“We need a distraction or something, so we can escape!” Alex shouted, ramming a splintered cue through the last of Seymour’s assailants, showering the gibbering former Royal Ambassador with hot blood “Anyone got any ideas!?”
Grimacing, Cass quickly shrugged her way out of her jacket without a word and reached up behind her inside her vest top, deftly unclipping her bra to extract it out from one sleeve of her top
“What the...?” Jay goggled, prompting a coy but faint smile from Cass who waved the still warm article of clothing in the faces of the advancing Phil’s before balling it up and flinging it as far across the room as she was able
Each and every single one of the tiny perverts watched in silence as the bra arced through the air, landing with a tiny soft thud
“EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!”
The place erupted into chaos, the entire tribe of mini-Phil’s dashing over to try and grab the prize, a vicious brawl quickly erupting between them as each tried to claim it as his own
“There’s your distraction” Cass shouted above the din as she scooped up her jacket “Now, run!”

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