Pancake\'s airlock adventure

Who: Justin
Where: Airlock
When: After Rosette and Amber caught him
Justin woke up and the pain from his groin hit him like a train.
"Owowoowowowwow!" He said, checking his testicles were in the right amount of pieces. Amber had definitely ruined his favourite hobby for a while.
He pulled himself to a standing position, resting against the cold metal wall. He pressed his crotch up against the icy airlock door, hoping the sub zero temperature of outer space would cool the burning.
When he decided it was time to get out of there he turned and tried to identify the exit controls.
He stared for a few moments at the buttons in front of him. All of them had their original labels rubbed off through use.
"Smeg!" he said, and found a manual attached to a clipboard pinned to the wall. They were all in Esperanto. "Smegging smeg!"
He held his breath and them pressed the biggest button. It was green, which usually meant something good would happen, as opposed to the scary red button next to it.
The exterior door started to open and Justin felt the air escaping.
"SMEGGING SHITTY SMEG SMEG!" He said, quickly pressing all buttons, but none of them helped.
<OOC – Does anyone want to come to Justin's rescue?>