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Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Drive room
When: After chopping the Govine's golden bollocks off
Justin waited patiently to be called into the Captain's office. He could hear angry French shouting inside, and when the door opened he saw a rather scared baker from the Promenade quickly running away. The booming voice of Captain Castillo behind him shouted "AND DEMI-BAGUETTES SHOULD BE FIVE CENTIMETERS, NOT SIX!"
Justin bit his lip and entered. For a split second he saw Castillo in a different light. Her face was red, as red as the devil, and beads of sweat hung on her brow, each like a small globule of pure rage that was dripping off her. Steam actually seemed to be coming from her ears.
When she saw Justin however she changed. Her face softened and she relaxed into a smile, although it seemed too ready, too fake.
"Justin, I need you to do somesing for me, I spoke to ze Govine Ambassador about half an hour ago. A lovely woman, alzough 'er boobs were on show. All six of them. Slut."
Justin raised an eyebrow and nodded in appreciation.
"Ve didn't come to any kind of ransom agreement, so ve are going to bring more Govine onboard and do ze same to zem. Could you get rid of ze others?"
Justin trawled through the sentence she's just said, fighting information overload.
"So... you were holding those mutilated Govines ransom with their government?" he said slowly.
"Oui."
"And they didn't pay you. So you want me to send them on a Starbug back to their planet?"
"Non. I vant you to get RID of zem."
"How?"
"I don't know, push zem out of an airlock of something, I don't vant zose smelly cattle stinking up my spaceship."
Justin bit his lip. He wondered if Castillo had a heart at all under that tough French business-like exterior.
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Who: Justin
Where: Airlock,
When: Later
Justin herded the cattle into the airlock and pressed the button. This was far too easy. All he had to do was wave something red in the airlock and the stupid bollock-less cows charged inside where he flushed them out into space.
He watched through the window as an entire herd of Govine froze to death in space.
"I suppose I should feel a little bit guilty." He said
"Freeze!" Came a a female Scottish voice behind him, and felt a blaster pressed into his back.
"You're being arrested by the Resistance!" she said. It was Kara McGellan who Justin knew as the Blue Dwarf's only holographic pilot. "I was sent by Seymour and Rosette to stop you. Castillo is evil you know, and we're going to mutiny!"
Justin sighed. "You've been working for twatty JMC Captains for ages. Why is this one different?"
Kara ignored him and turned him to put handcuffs on.
"Before you do that, have a look at this card." Justin showed her a white piece of card, with a single word written on it. The word was 'fetish'.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Kara's holographic eyes looked at the word, and then something strange started to happen. She coked her head to one side as her holographic matrix downloaded a new patch from Holly.
Then she looked at him.
"So..." Justin started. "Do you remember what you were doing?"
"No?"
He grinned. "Good. I just forced your matrix to download some new programming, I thought those commands I wrote into Holly would be useful. You'll now agree with everything I say. Do you agree?"
"Yes master." Said the Hologram.
Justin chuckled. "You don't have to call me master. Just call me.... mr big.
"Yes mr big."
Justin grinned. "And you don't work for the Resistance, you work for Captain Castillo."
"I work for Captain Castillo." She repeated.
"You think Captain Castillo is a great Captain." Said Justin.
"She's a great Captain." She fixed her eyes straight onto Justin's. It was then that he realised just how attractive she was. Her strawberry blonde hair framed her pretty face perfectly.
Justin looked around to see if anyone could hear him. When he knew they were alone he said "You love me." then paused. "You think I'm sexy and you want to do lovely sexy things to me."
He checked around again and this time whispered. "And you'll never laugh at the size of my penis."
"Of course not!" Said Kara. "I bet it's huge!" and she leaped into his arms. "Lets go back to your quarters and..."
"PANCAKE!" Came a scream with a French accent. Pancake tried to push Kara aside but her lips were pressed tightly against his. He panicked and tried his hardest to push back his new number one fan, whose holographic matrix had now been filled with an insatiable desire for him.
Captain Castillo walked up to him as Kara was pressing her boobs up against his arm.
"Pancake, the resistance is getting worse." Castillo said. "They have a HQ in the Flight Deck, I want you to flood the deck full of poisonous gas at once."
"You want me to kill them all?" Justin was shocked. He pushed Kara away, who was trying to lick him in the ear.
Kara's actions were distracting the Captain. She was now trying to put her hand down his pants, but Justin kept slapping her away.
"Who is this?" The Captain asked.
"Kara McGellan, one of our pilots." Justin said. "She's just very enthusiastic about helping."
Kara slapped him on the buttock and started squeezing.
"So I'll get those people gassed shall I?"
"Yes please." Said Castillo.
Kara got down onto her knees and Justin quickly beckoned her back up.
"Immediately?"
"Yes!" Said Castillo.
Justin took Kara by the hand and went into the air ducts above the resistance HQ with a few cannisters of toxic gas.
<OOC – To any of the resistance in the HQ, how will you escape the toxic gas? >