TESTI-KILLS! *b'doom tish!*

<snip>The rest of the team saw him running straight towards them. "Spidette has
the
mines!" He shouted.
Behind him, Spidette was carrying the bag of explosives and running towards
them.
"Woah, woah, not in here!" Jay shouted and pointed to the big testicles filled
with explosive gas.
Spidette continued to run towards them, towards the highly explosive giant
testicles.
<end snip>
"Seymour! What are you doing?!" Jay yelled "Don't lead her this way!"
"I think I just soiled myself" Justin said.
"Mein Gott!" Wolfgang said "He ist going to get us all killed! Dat goes against
all Health unt Safety guidelines!"
"Yeah…tell me about it.." Jay mutted "SEYMOUR! LEAD HER OUT OF HERE!"
Seymour didn't pay any attention, he just kept running toward the group in a
blind panic.
"Oh..for the love of smeg, do I have to do everything…" Jay muttered, "here,
hold this.." he passed his jacket to Wolfgang and rolled up his shirt sleeves.
"Vat ze hell ist he doing?" Wolfgang asked.
"No idea.." Amber said weakly "I gave up trying to predict what he's gonna do a
long time ago…"
Jay ran past Seymour and delivered a quick "Idiot", and snatched the bag of
mines off him as he did so, and continued to run toward the oncoming `bug.
As the gap between them closed, Jay lifted up his foot, and used Spidettes'
lowered head as a stepping stone, and launched himself up onto her back.
Spinning around quickly, so that he was facing forward, he dropped to a seating
position, and straddling the giant spider, whipped off his belt, and swung it
around her throat, and holding onto it at either end, began using it to steer
her.
"YEEEEEHAW!" he yelled gleefully as the spider kicked and bucked trying to throw
him off. "We got a live one here pardner!"
Tugging hard to his left, he forced Spidette to spin around, and begin running
in the opposite direction, holding on desperately with one hand, he used the
other to prime the mines in the bag he had grabbed off Seymour, and hooked the
belt through one of the bags shoulder straps, and buckled it tightly, attaching
the bag of mines firmly to Rosette.
He leapt upwards at the last minute, and grabbed hold of….something sticky and
organic….he didn't want to think about what it was too much, then dropped to the
ground and began running back toward the others, as Spidette ran out of
corridor, she tried to stop in time, but Jay had timed it perfectly, and she
ploughed straight into a pair of sealed doors.
The mines detonated, and a large plume of flame began pursuing Jay up the
corridor, he ran as fast as his legs would carry him, and made it out of the
corridor just ahead of the shockwave, which caught up to him at the last minute,
pushing him forward and throwing him toward the rest of the group, where he
landed in a heap at Seymours feet.
He stood up and dusted himself off before saying "Right then. Home?"
****the following day****
"I must admit Mr Chrysler" the admiral on the screen said "It had us fooled."
"I know sir, and to be fair, they had us ALL fooled. LaChance and FeBuggure had
been replaced by Hymenoptera spies, we don't know how long ago. One can only
imagine how long they've been held in those pods…the thing is, we think the
spies believed that they were the real Amber and Rosette and we're acting
subconsciously. it was one of them who edited the video footage of me fighting
the gangsters in Ambassador Niple's quarters to make it look like I was
deliberately wrecking the place. They wanted me out of the way so that they
could take command of the ship…to what end, we don't know, but it can't have
been good. It's possible that Amber and Rosette will be able to tell us when
they've recovered."
The admiral nodded.
"Seems we had you wrong, Chrysler. Consider yourself reinstated as Captain."
"Thank you sir." Jay nodded, and ended the transmission.
"Holly.." Jay said "Tell Seymour I'm gonna want my quarters back….."
"Which quarters shall I assign him to?" holly asked.
"Well…he's an unemployed civilian stowing away on my ship now…but we can't put
him out on the promenade…..assign him to share a room……with Mini-Phil…"
<Tag Seymour, or anyone who wants to post something as happening in the gaps
between these two parts, I had to post both as I'm not sure when I'll get to
post again!>