Wolfgang Sweetsly-A job worth doing

[JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Wolfgang Sweetsly-A job worth doing
Who: Wolfgang Sweetsly
Where: On the Blue Dwarf
When: 20 minutes before the signal
Wolfgang Sweetsly walked along hurriedly and adjusted the belt and holster which
contained a laser pistol at his waist feverishly as he passed several Blue Dwarf
security personnel in one of but hanger bays as they mopped up one of the last
remaining groups of Mollopod intruders towards the wrecked remains of the
Starbug that had been faring Queen Britney.
After some considerable time painstakingly picking his way through some of the
wreckage Wolfgang managed to find a foot still in its red stiletto heel as well
as a Union Jack: G string which he immediately pocketed for himself.
He then soon came to the conclusion that this was all that remained of the once
vivacious Queen Britney of England.
Remembering the promise that he made to Seymour, Wolfgang bent down and picked
up a stiletto by the red heel and then gingerly carried it away.
Sometime later Wolfgang came across Seymour in his newly assigned quarters
trying to consult a sobbing and confused Alota who babbled between outbursts of
tears.
Upon seeing this Wolfgang suddenly realised what grisly remains he held in his
left hand and so hid grisly remains of the severed foot behind his back as he
approached Seymour.
Wolfgang then cleared his throat loudly to attract Seymour's attention "I er haz
found vat ting or...remnant dat you hast been looking for".
Seymour: "What... what are you talking about man talk some sense won't you".
"Can't you to see my daughter is distraught and that Captain Amber has
disappeared".
Wolfgang sighed heavily wondering what was the point but recalled that Seymour
those really is only friend on board will dwarf as the two seemed to share and
have many things in common.
So it was then that Wolfgang decided to try harder and so began to roughly and
sharply inclined his head to the left his head backwards and rolling his eyes
back down.
Seymour: "my god Wolfgang are you all right, are you having some kind of
seizure, you seem to be twitching and behaving very oddly".
It was then that Wolfgang gave up and walked sharply up to Seymour and thrust
the severed foot into his hands.
It was then that Seymour heaved uncontrollably and began to retch but Wolfgang
had the forethought to quickly move around to the side of Seymour to shield the
severed foot from his daughter.
Seymour with one hand covered his mouth and gestured to one of his gleaming oak
chest of drawers and so getting the unspoken message Wolfgang deftly scooped up
the foot and flung it into one of the drawers.
In line of the chain of commandBut before Wolfgang or Seymour and Alota had a
chance to do anything more the strange high-pitched screeching sound of static
came over the ship's communications which caused them to tightly clasped their
hands over their ears.
"What was that" snapped Seymour.
To which Wolfgang shrugged in response as he examined a nearby air freshener
giving off the scent of Seabreeze.
"Well I'm glad somebody takes the time to appreciate the effort I going to
making my room smell nice but we should really alert the...Captain"
"I...don't suppose you know who's next in line in the chain of command".
Wolfgang then had to stop and think at this and tried to recall who was indeed
next in line in the chain of command, he recalled that he had read a list once
on the back of a greasy paper Macdonald's tray cover which he promptly threw
away.
"Vell...I tink dat ahem dat it vould be me".
This is then called seeing more to link a little bit but then he casually shook
his head and said "Well somebody has to be in charge and I guess that's you".
So when was all said and done Seymour and Wolfgang with Alota in toe headed to
the bridge of the Blue Dwarf.
On arriving then ran into Efof who happened to be playing around with the ships
communications and radio and unfortunately managed to decipher where the signal
had come from.
"How did you do dat" said Wolfgang.
Efof lowered the headphones headset that he had been wearing and said like this
and so began to wave his forearms around in motion is some kind of beat to a
song that Efof immediately began to hum.
And as he began to swing his arms around in time to the music they held bullfrog
is level or on board one of the dials on the computer console close to him.
Efof then looked round at Wolfgang and Seymour who was holding Alota and smiled
saying "like that... see simples".
Wolfgang then nodded frowning and turned away to speak to a nearby crewman and
asked "haz ve gooten a lock on the location of vere de signal from".
"Yup" said the crewman as he chewed on a stick of tobacco.
"Then schnel ve we have to find out what it is, it might have something to do
with the disappearance of Amber".
Some of the nearby crewmen nodded and grudgingly then set the course for the
award and it's the signal had come from.
It was then sometime later as Wolfgang sat in the captain's chair that the
forward view screen began to fill up with a view of an asteroid belt and a
strange alien sickly green bug like space station began to come into view in the
distance.
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