Challenge - Part 2 - Suddenly...Thousands of them

Who : Phil
Where : Between Realties
When: After his last death
Phil knelt in fron of the image of the blender.
"So THATS what happened to here here...can understand why no-one said
anything...MP!"
Mp came sniffling over. "Listern to me oh stunted one..i promise...if i make it
back to reality I'l find the smeggers who did this and..well"
MP looked at Phil's face. There was a glint in it that MP had neve seen in the
version of Phil that belonged here and that was of on who had seen many
things...and even worse..done any things.
The blender faded from sight. There was just MP, Phil, Death and a table and
chairs on the enldess sandless plain.
"Choose your game!"
"I'm sorry what? Choose my...oh yes the challenges...Ok...erm..."
Chess was right out with MP standing there..the last time he tried to play Chess
with Rufus...well..the mental image of what MP did was still seared into his
mind. The day Mind-Bleach(tm) worked Phil would by the company!
"Ermm...backgammo or 21's"
"Done...Now sit at the table and I'll deal!" intoned Death.
So the Phils sat at the table, Death resting his weapon of choice next to him.
"Does HE have to be here?...he's creeping me out!" said Death, indicating a
certain midget who was humping Death's leg.
"Sory where i go.he goes! Part of the package sadly"
"Ok...wel...Wwe begin dealing"
Death delt phil two cards.
An Ace and a jac of spades. "Arse it...best two out of 3?"
{about 3 hours later}
"OK I GIVE IN YOU WIN! WE'VE BEEN PLAYING GAMES FOR THE LAST 3ODDING HOURS. YOU
KEEP WINNING AT BACKJACK, POKER...HELL I EVEN THOUGH THE CARDS IN THE AIR AND
YOU STILL WONI GET THE POINT RAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGAHGHAGHAG"
This last scream was directed towards the , well not cealing, but away from the
floor
"Ok you been getting right on my tits maty!"
"erm you dont have...." Phil never got to finish he sentance
"I DONT CARE ANYMORE THERES A PORTAL RIGHT OVER THERE..GO *cough* it will lead
you back to you ship, step trhough and you'll apear..oh and one last thing"
Death took a running kick at MP who then proceeded to go flying thrugh the air
at high speed and hit the portal with a *plib* like noise.
"AS FOR YOU...as for you...now time to face your greatest
fear....clowns....undead clowns!! mwhahahahahahahahahahah *thud*
The thud was death laughing soo hard his had fell off.
Between the portal and life itself phased in one lonely zombie clown. The fact
the crown looked like Krusty just made Phil laugh
"Silly creature..you forrgot again..I' not from here. Clowns were wipped out in
my universe after The Infidel used them as his shock troops in the battle of the
Dougal sector, on planet McQuire..so clowns, even undead ones have no fear for
me anymore."
Phil flipped up Death's scythe and caught it with one hand. Anyone watching
would have easily rated it a 8.7 on the coolnees scale. The next move was
definatly a high 9.
Holding the scythe with one hand he spun round and sliced the clown in two bits
clean down the middle.
Feeling rather smug about himself e took one step towards the portal then
stoppped.
"This is two easy...." and looked over his shoulder.
Death was gone, the table was gone. All that remained was the scythe in his
hands.
Turning back he saw that it wasnt going to be easy at all. It was going to be a
lot of fun.
Between him and the portal stood several thousand undead clowns and more were
phasing in as he looked.
"Groovey!"
<<tag anyone who wants to deal with the possiblty of several thousand undead
clowns , if not then i'll handle them >>