Terrible Things

ooc:- Right I'm fed up of saying I'll post this week and not doing it right
I'm goint to really make an effort now (yeah we heard it all before) so
without futher ado here is my first post in an eternity.
Cheers
Dave/Doom/Kevin
Corridor Blue Dwarf
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A black cloaked figure stalked down the corridor, a pile of drool collecting
on the floor behind him. Every now and again another figure would appear
and run away just as suddenly.
"FOOLS REPENT OR DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE UPPER LEFT INTESTINE OF THE GREAT
DRIBBLING GODS OF UNBEARABLE INCONTENANCE!!!"
Doom stopped in front of a small trembling man and stared down at him.
"pppppplease sir lllet me llive" he stuttered.
Doom leared at the figure. "IT IS INEVITABLE FACE UP TO IT AND SURRENDER
YOUR SOUL TO ME OR BE FORCED TO WATCH ENDLESS REELS OF THOSE F%^KING JOHN
WAYNE FILM'S THOSE BLOODY SCUTTERS OWN!!!"
"But sir I have a wife and kids who will look after them"
"YOU DO...EXCELLENT I SHALL CULL THEM AS WELL THE BASTARDS!!"
Doom produced his knife and prepared to slit the man's throat when suddenly
he heard a scuttling and chirping coming from the nearby cargo bay and went
to see what was going on.
The site that greated Doom was a vision worse than any of the thousand hells
he had seen on his travels(remeber this is Doom here that's saying
something) he looked at the awsome monstrosity before him.
"FUZZY THINGS...PINK FUZZY THINGS...CUTE PINK FUZZY THINGS...BAMBI EYED CUTE
PINK FUZZY THINGS...WITH BOWS IN THEIR HAIR PINK ONE'S
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Doom stood aghast before this site as they looked up at him with playful
love in their eyes. Doom did the only thing he could do!
"DIE SPAWN OF THE NEBULA OF THE 6TH CIRCLE OF THE ARMPIT OF THE SLIMY ARSE
OF THE BEHEADED ODOUROUS ONE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Doom began to fire both of his bazookiods at the pink mob incinerating the
first wave. He began to charge them screaming odd battlecries as the
creatures fled in terror and hid...behind a large fuzzie thing it looked
identical to the others but it was over 7 feet tall and had big razor sharp
fangs huge fangs PINK FANGS...okay you get the idea. Doom stopped dead and
ran for it pursued by the fuzzies and the big one.
Nipples' Room
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Doom ran into the office out of breath to find the commander singing to a
picture of Penny Loyd. As Doom entered he threw it behind him and stood up.
"KNOCK NEXT TIME YOU DERANGED BAFOON"
Doom wasn't in the mood right now and he broke the news
"SIR THERE ARE THINGS COMING DOWN THE CORRIDOR AND I NEED HELP TO DEAL WITH
THEM AND...OH SHIT THEY ARE COMING NOW SEE YOU LATER"
Doom ran off down the corridor followed by a hord of squealing pink but
dangerous fuzzy things. Nipple's looked on and watched as a lumbering brute
thundered down after the pack...also pink. Nipple's scratched his head and
looked at the empty bottles of vodka on his desk before hitting the comm
"Harris get your arse down here now and bring a flame thrower."
Nipples followed the pack thinking "I wonder if pink would look good in my
office.
ooc: Thought I'd start a thread to make up for my absense carry on if you
will sir :)
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