To die for!?

Now that Niples was going to sort out the Mrs Rimmer part of the journey ('ha ha poor s*d' Tara thought) Tara was free to get ready for her date with Phil. Tara walked over to her wardrobe and tried on everything there, there wasn't anything good enough, it was just then that she found the most perfect little black dress with low neck line and a very short skirt length. But it was just then that the poisonous green cloud floated in through the air duct it stopped and hung there suspended and made small weeping noises
"Do you ever leave me alone" Tara said but the cloud kept crying "What's the matter, oh oops should I have said that, what am I doing i'm talking to a poisonous cloud!"
"Not many people know this but when I was designed there was a fault and I became living, I was stuck in the quarinteen vents for as long as this ship is old" the cloud said, Tara was stunned
"What do you want me to do about it?" "Well I would like to be not poisonous, because I was forced to kill I don't want to kill any more than I have" "I'll see what I can do, hey wasn't it Efof who got away from you? It doesn't matter, come with me to the science bays and we will see what Phil (he's a scientist) can do, then me and him are going on a date" "That will be nice said the cloud, by the way my name is 'Pluto's Shadow' and my mother was Shadow and my father was Pluto, I am the only Dektor left, a Dektor is a poisonous green cloud created to kill"
"Oh... right can I call you Pluto for short? This is the science bay ur... Pluto"
<Take it away Phil>