Keto the art thief

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"Dammit," growled Keto, storming over to his thrown pistol and picking it back up again, "You'll see! I'm going to practice and by the end of the day I'll be as sharp as I ever was!"
"Erroneous assumption-" began Holo-Tara.
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Who: Efof, Wolfgang, Keto, Holo-Tara, The Big Pink Tree
Where: Medibay
When: A short time after Keto slings the gun
The doors to the Medibay swish open and Efof and Wolfgang enter. Efof has a psi-scanner pressed all the way up to his face and is walking without seeming to watch where he was going. Wolfgang was walking close behind, looking suspiciously around for something.
The duo walked to the end of the Medibay, then Efof turned before he reached the wall as his Psi-scanner bleeped, then he turned and walked around the perimeter of the room. Wolfgang followed. The odd behaviour caught the attention of Keto.
"What the hell are you two doing?" He demanded.
Efof ignored, him but Wolfgang looked at him and said nothing.
Efof turned again, and this time walked directly towards Keto. Keto crossed his arms, and almost stepped out of the way as Efof walked right up to him and didn't make any signs he was going to stop. Until his Psi-scanner beeped.
Efof stopped, standing directly in front of Keto, there wasn't even an inch between them. Efof waved the psi-scanner into the medical Doctor's face. "I'll have you know this is extremely annoying." Keto said, and tapped his foot.
"I vould keep calm. Sere is nothing to vorry about." Wolfgang said. "Ve are just lookink for somethink."
"Well it's not here." Keto said, and pushed the Psi-scanner out of his face. Efof waved the device up and down the Doctor's body, where it beeped around his pocket. Efof sighed and put the Psi-scanner away. He turned to Wolfgang and shook his head.
"Ah. Sorry for taking up your time." Wolfgang said, and they both turned to leave.
"What the hell was that all about?" Keto demanded to know.
"Oh, Efof here shought you were ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies, but it looks like you're not. So... Auf Wiedersehen!"
They both left swiftly, and Keto watched as Efof followed the psi-scanner again.
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Who: Seymour, Amber and Keto
Where: Medibay
When: A few minutes later
Amber walked through the door, her arms were relaxed and hung down by her sides. In one hand was a familiar psi-scanner. "I'm telling you, it won't be in here." Amber told Seymour, who disagreed. "Nonsense, this is the perfect place for an art criminal to hide. In plain sight."
Amber sighed and scanned the room, then her eyebrow lifted as she turned the scanning device on the Doctor.
"Oh for god's sake, what now?" Keto grumbled. "This is a Medical centre, you need an appointment or an ailment to be in here, and it looks like you both have neither."
"I'm detecting a signal." Amber said.
"Where? In this room?" Seymour said excitedly. "Is my painting in this room?"
"No it's not. Sod off." Said Keto.
Amber pointed at the Doctor. "The signal's coming from him."
Seymour's eyes narrowed into suspicious slits. "Soooo... you're the art thief eh?"
"Nonsense." Said Keto. "I have no idea what you mean."
"That's what a guilty man would say! Hand over my artwork Doctor! You created a clever rouse where I was lured into a hotel room, then drugged by someone pretending to work for the Queen, then waking up in one of those awful sex-rooms on Fourth Base. I should have known it was you all along!"
Keto blinked. "I did what?"
"You heard."
Keto's brow furrowed. "Firstly. I don't know anything about what you just said, and secondly..." he patted down his tunic with his hands. "Do you see anywhere that I'm hiding an expensive painting of the Madonna with the big boobies?"
"GUILTY!" Seymour shouted. "I never told you the name of the painting."
Keto slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand. "Sorry that was the other person."
"What?"
"The German person." Keto explained. "He came in here with that blue idiot with the four arms. They were looking for the painting too."
Seymour's face flushed with red. "Bounty hunters!" He yelled, and stormed out of the medibay, looking for them.
Amber picked something out of Keto's front pocket. It was a small metal device, which she dropped to the floor and stood on. "Decoy homing device." She explained. "The thief has been planting them everywhere."
She smiled, and left, following Seymour.
What she didn't spot however was the Hamster with six legs crawling up the wall behind the pink tree.
<OOC – Tag, can someone please kill that bloody Hymster? (or Hamsteroptera whatever its called!) >