Efof + Wolfgang "Wild booby chase"

Who: Efof and Wolfgang
Where: Blue Dwarf
When: After Wolfgang decided to go find the stolen Madonna with the big boobies
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"Correct again...unt dat vill be de first mistake that person will make unt that
is ven they will try to sell it".
"Nevertheless that won't stop me... I mean us from finding it and keeping it for
myself...I mean ourselves ya".
Wolfgang Sweetsly glanced once more at Efof hoping that just having finished
eating the Sun newspaper would have distracted him from some of what he had
said.
"Vee vill figer out how to find this painting and so ve must look for anything
out of the ordinary".
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Efof picked up a psi-scanner and showed the screen to Wolfgang. "If you're really serious about finding this picture, then here are the locations of the tracking devices." He pointed to some blips on the map of Blue Dwarf.
"I vill find it!" Wolfgang said, clenching his fist.
"Okay" said Efof with a grin. "First stop, the sewage reprocessing plant!"
Wolfgang's smile faded into a frown. "Vot?"
"Thats where the closest one is." Said Efof. "I guess the thief didnt want to make it easy for us to find."
Wolfgang hung his head, suddenly this didn't seem like such a good idea anymore.
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Who: Efof and Wolfgang
Where: Sewage reprocessing plant
When: 30 minutes later
Wolfgang and Efof stood on a metal bridge over a huge vat of sewage the size of a swimming pool. The slimy sewage below bubbled slowly and gave off petrifying gasses. Wolfgang breathed into his sleeve. "Zis iz horrible!" He said.
"You wanted to come down here." Sad Efof. The smell didn't seem to be affecting him much.
"Ow iz it zat you are not affected?" The German asked.
Efof took off his hat, giving Wolfgang an eyeful of his reproductive organs (which combined with the smell almost made Wolfgang vomit). "My nose is where these are on your species." Efof said proudly. "It makes things handy really, because I can't smell a thing when it's down there."
"Ahh." Said Wolfgang, and wished he could cover his nose up the same.
"And you Humans have invented a really clever device in your trousers called 'flies' which means if I want to smell something, all I have to do is unzip them! Genius!" Efof said happily. "Although I get some odd looks when I do sniff things." He admitted.
Efof waved the Psi-scanner around, then grabbed a pole and started fishing around in the sewage below. He then pulled it out, with a flashing light attached.
"Wot is zat?" Wolfgang asked.
"That's the tracking device. There's no painting here." Efof said and they walked to the next location. "The next is near the garbage pods."
"Anozer glamorous location!" Wolfgang admitted sarcastically. They didn't know that the painting was hidden somewhere without any locator chip at all, these were merely decoys.
As they left the sewage plant, they both walked into what seemed to be a large sticky spiders web. They both struggled to get out but couldn't.
"Oh smeg." Efof said.
"What iz zis?" Wolfgang asked.
"Oh smeg." Repeated Efof. "When we left the Drive Room I heard the security officers mention there's a Hymenoptera on the loose."
"Vot! And we veren't varned?" Wolfgang said. "Health unt Safety regulation #562 states zat all personnel must be varned about alien intruders!"
"I think this was an experiment gone wrong. From Rufus' labs. Oh hello, whats this crawling up my leg? It looks like a Hamster. Oh no..." Efof screamed.
"Vot?" Asked Wolfgang. "Ut's only a Hamster."
"It's a Half Hamster, half Hymenoptera!" Efof said. "I hate Hymenoptera. They destroyed my entire planet and killed my family and friends." He took a look at the creature crawling up his leg. "This one does look pretty cute though."
The six-legged hamster also had eight boggly eyes spread around it's head. It also had goofy buck-teeth. It spun a web around Efof, and then jumped across onto Wolfgang. It crawled up to his face and gazed at him curiously. Then it bit into his cheek. Wolfgang squealed in pain. "It's eating me!!" He cried out.
<tag Wolfgang, how do we escape the Hymster's web?>