Pancake and the puddle of piss

Who: Justin Pancake, Micky
Where: Quarantine, Blue Dwarf
When: After Potential tells Justin what to do
<snip>
"There's still chance to break out of here, steal the package and take it to Roebuck. He's booked a room on the Corridor of Infinite Perversions."
"I'll do it!" Justin said. "Which room?"
"It's room #388" Potential said. "The package has been sent to Rufus' lab for investigation. You still have time to steal it and take it to Roebuck."
"I'll do it!" Said Justin.
Potential grinned, and disappeared.
"Micky. I hate you. But I'll forgive you if you help me break out?" Justin said.
"Please?"
<end snip>
Micky fumed with hatred for this annoying little idiot who shared the cell with him. Whilst they'd been in there, he hadn't shut up about how he was going to be the Captain of his own ship one day, and how great the Hymenoptera were.
Micky stood up without saying anything, and walked towards Justin. Justin was nervous.
Micky eyeballed him, and slit his hands out of his pockets. Justin thought he was going to be strangled by the angry man.
Then Micky unzipped his trousers.
"Err... Micky. What are you doing?" Justin asked, as Micky began to fumble around in his underpants. Justin quickly got out of the way and stood behind him, he didn't want to see Micky's penis, and definitely didnt want to get in the way of anything he could do with it.
Justin scratched himself, the blotches from Micky's disease were breaking out all over his skin. Micky too, had lumps all over his body, including little Micky, which he'd not got out and was waving about.
"Micky... please. We can sort this out. Put that thing away!"
But it was too late. Micky started pissing up the doorway which was the exit to the cell.
Justin stood on the chair in the cell so that the puddle didn't touch his shoes.
"Micky, stop! You're making a mess!" He cried. "And that stinks!"
"Yes. It does stink." Said Micky, partially turning around, but managing to keep a steady stream of urine flowing towards the door. "It also stings loads!" Micky said, almost proudly. "Potential made sure I got all the worse diseases in the galaxy, including one that makes my urine really burn."
There was a hissing noise, and steam started to come from the door that Micky was urinating on. It was starting to melt.
"Smeg!" Justin said.
The door melted to the floor, and the remains smouldered.
Micky stuffed his manhood back into his trousers and zipped himself up. "What are you waiting for?" He called back to Justin. "You wanted to escape!"
Justin jumped over the puddle of corrosive urine and out of the door. They were free, but infectious.
"I need to go to Rufus' lab." Justin said. "Potential said that they were taking the package there. I hope they haven't opened it."
Unfortunately Rufus had opened it, and tested the vial on a hamster. But Justin didn't know this yet.
They rode the Express-life elevator up to the Science deck, sharing a lift with two other people who by the end of the short journey were already displaying red lumps on their skin.
They exited the lift and looked around. A large sign saying "Science Deck" ensured them they were in the correct place.
"I'm sorry." Said a Security guard. "This area is for registered Scientists only. Do you have a permit?"
"Err... no." Admitted Justin, unable to think of a decent blag.
"Do I look like a smegging scientist?" Said Micky, staring the man in the face.
Justin pulled Micky back and whispered to him. "How can we get in here? Neither of us are scientists!"
<Tag Micky? How can we get in?>