Attack of the Bad Anime Stereotype?

Who: Justin, Dean, Rosette, Efof, RufusWhere: Sorting OfficeWhen: Snip---- Snip ----Justin agreed, but as soon as Dean took a step towards the container, a Japanese
ninja prostitute jumped down from the ceiling. She started spinning around,
doing all sorts of crazy marshal arts moves.
Rosette took out her gun and shot at her.
Before the shot hit her, the ninja girl very quickly unravelled a large condom
around herself. The gunshot bounced off.
"Ultimate barrier protection!" The ninja woman shouted.---- End Snip ----"Wish Vanessa was here, maybe she'd learn something." Rufus mumbled under his breath, unusually full of spite. Maybe it was being in the same room as Justin, he wasn't sure why he wanted to hurt him, or how, but pain was a factor. He pondered over this alien feeling for long enough that the Ninja noticed his distraction, taking the opportunity to launch a shuriken at the boy. "Scramble!" Rosette shouted, throwing herself forwards and rugby tackling Rufus to the ground, as the deadly blade impacted into a parcel behind, sending up a cloud of those tiny little Styrofoam figure of eight chip things. "How?!" Efof yelled, diving behind a box that said 'Fragile, treat with care'. "I don't have any eggs!""Get down and stay down!" Rose yelled, rolling and getting to her feet with ease. Rufus, hit the ground like a heavy sack of potatoes, with all the social graces and dexterity of a drunken obese elephant. Anger, was Ambers' thing, he didn't hate anyone, not really, not like she did. He disliked and brooded, but didn't hate. Justin though, for some reason, Rufus wanted to punch in the nose."Please, I'm sure we can just talk this out." Dean said, backing away from the whirling death, "Would you like a toastie? There must be a toastie machine around here somewhere. I could make you a Ham and Cheese? Cheese and Marmite?""Watashi wa , tōsuto zōo to māmaitono shōsai wa , bijinesusukamushinu nante daikirai*" Said the JNP, aiming a roundhouse snap kick to Dean's head."Yipes!" The inept pilot yelped, stumbling backwards into the box Efof was hiding behind. Which toppled and fell, landing with a fairly satisfying smashing sound, as if hundreds of glasses had just broken into pieces."The future King of the Hymenopterra shouldn't have to deal with this." Justin whined as he scrambled behind a conveyor belt over to Rufus and Rosette. "Do something, can't you go all spider on her? Rip her apart! And what about your sister? She's in with the Hymenopterra, can't you get her to do something?" The annoying man complained at the pair. Rufus stifled a growl and decided that now was not the best time to point out that Justin was a complete and utter moron. "My sister isn't here you moron." Rufus said, "And I don't think i'd let Rosette 'Go spider' as you so crudely put it even if she could. Now shut up or do something useful." Rufus said, with more conviction than he felt inside, hoping that Justin would decide not to hit him. Luckily, the JNP chose this moment to leap into action at the small group and karate chopped the conveyor belt start button. "Ki wo tsuke te yokuatsu wo kakusu!" She laughed, forming into a dancing tiger posture and jumping up onto a now moving belt. The ground beneath them all started to rumble and shake. The very floor of the sorting room started to move, and all it's contents began to shift around on invisible conveyors and the tiles shifted about."This is bad right?" Efof chipped in, as he and Dean were shuffled towards the dangerous Ninja.<Tag!>OOC - Oh yeah, two in one month.   =p *"I hate toasties, and hate marmite more, die business scum!"**"Watch where you hide oppressors!"