Efof, Rosette, Rufus - "Haribo 69"

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"I've still got it." Rosette said, blowing across her fingers as she held a hand like a gun. She turned back to the now open cell.
"Come on everyone." She said, then as all the security guys had left, she walked out with Rufus. "Sorry I ruined your belt.. I'll buy you a new one when we get back to the 'Dwarf."
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Who: Rosette, Rufus and Efof
Where: Fourth Base
When: After they escaped the holding cell
A patrol of Zograth apes came round the corner, causing Rosette to pull Rufus into a small alcove, where she pressed her body against his. "Sorry." She said, breathing warm air onto the shy man's neck. Rufus trembled.
Rosette checked the coast was clear and pulled Rufus out of their hidey hole. They watched as the Zograth walked down a corridor, almost out of sight and then collapsed next to a phallic fountain. As their bodies hit the ground, their guns clattered across the floor. Rosette stopped one with her heel and picked it up immediately, tossing the other one to Rufus. "Most of these apes seem to be dying, but you might need this, just to give them a helping hand."
Rufus caught it and held the weapon awkwardly.
"Someone's coming, get behind that door." Rosette said, then positioned herself at the opposite side or the doorway. "When I give the signal, jump out and point your gun at them." Rosette ordered, and Rufus nodded nervously.
The footsteps got closer, and Rosette nodded her head. Both her and Rufus leaped out into the doorway, their weapons trained on the person coming towards them.
It was Efof.
He had two hands in his pockets, picking his nose with another, and holding a packet of Haribo with the other. It took him a full four seconds to realise someone was pointing a gun at him.
"Smeg!" he said and dropped the Haribo to put all four hands up.
Rosette sighed. "Don't worry, we won't shoot you Efof." She said, and looked at Rufus who still looked nervous with his gun. "At least I won't." She tapped Rufus and he finally relaxed.
"How did you get here?"
Efof picked up the Haribo and offered some to Rosette who declined. "I piloted the shuttle that brought Harris, Phil, Pancake and Dean. I'm just wasting some time. Have you seen the shapes of these Haribo? They're all in weird sexual shapes. Look, this one is a teddy bear doing a 69! It must be because we're on a sex station."
"They're stuck together you idiot!"
Efof pulled the two gummybears apart . "Oh yeah."
Efof walked with them. "There are still Zograth around" Rosette said. "We need to get you armed."
"Hellooooo" Efof said waving his multiple arms around obviously.
"No I mean a gun moron!"
"Don't worry." The blue alien said. "I found this gun. It's shaped like a Human penis, I guess that's because we're on a sex station?" He pulled a rubber penis out and shoved it into Rosette's face, making her take a step backwards. He wiggled it and it wobbled from side to side.
"Errm, Efof are you sure that's a gun?"
"I think so."
"Does it fire anything?"
"Yes it has a little trigger here." He squeezed it and some thick white liquid shot out of the business end of the weapon, then dribbled down onto his hand. Before Rosette could stop him, he'd licked it off his finger.
"Oh god Efof, no!" Rosette shouted, and pulled a sour face.
"Hmm, nice. White chocolate flavoured!" He said happily.
Rosette sighed in relief.
"But you're right. That's not going to kill anyone." He said and flung the penis away.
As they walked, Rosette asked why he'd brought a team to the station. "Well, Justin kept saying something about a package he had to pick up from the boss of the JMC." Then he sighed. "That man is sooo annoying."
Rosette grinned, but played innocent. "Why do you said that?" She smirked.
"He kept talking about how he's one day going to be a Captain, and the Hymenoptera will take over the galaxy... and we have to join forces with them... what a tosspot! Doesn't he know that my entire planet was wiped out by the Hymenoptera? What an insensitive.... what's the Human word?"
"Smeghead?"
"Yes! One of those!" Efof said. "His head is full of smeg. And a lot of it comes out when he talks."
Rosette was shocked. "Efof I've never seen you take offense to anyone ever!"
"True." He said, nodding like a lunatic. "I love most Humans. I like your Human rock music, and even like that S Club 7 that most people don't like, and I love Human Banoffee pie, but I don't like people who like the Hymenoptera."
He then stopped after a few moments, when he remembered that Rosette used to be Half Hymenoptera herself. "Oh bugger." He said. "I didn't mean..."
"Don't worry about it." She said.
"No, but I didn't mean I hate you. I like you."
"Don't worry about it Efof. The Hymenoptera side of me has gone for good, it wasn't my choice to become half-Hymenoptera anyway."
Efof smiled. "Good. 'Cos those insects freak me out man! People say to me 'Efof you're such a relaxed dude, I want to be as relaxed as you' and that's true, nothing bothers me. Except the haunting dreams I have of the Hymenoptera murdering my family, my friends, and destroying my home planet. That's all." And awkward moment of silence passed. "But normally I dream about puppies, and swimming in jelly, and lots and lots of banofee pie." He ended with a grin.
Rosette chuckled. "But how do you know I won't turn back into one at any moment?" She said with a dry smile. Efof immediately backed off.
"Just kidding!" She said, and pulled him closer.
"FREEZE!" Came the forceful voice of a woman.
They all stopped and put their hands up. They turned around to see a woman in bondage gear and bright red lipstick pointing a gun at them.
"Is that a proper gun or one like you had?" Rosette whispered.
Efof studied it closely. "I think it's proper."
"Smeg."
The woman walked closer. "I'm sorry that you've got caught up in this." She explained, still aiming her gun at them. "But there's been a change of management on Fourth Base. The management promised us more holidays and more pay. But they lied, so now we're taking over."
"And who are you?" Rosette asked.
"We're sick of people coming here, sick, perverted men just wanting sex, and then when we give it to them, our bosses take their cut, then when you've taken off Income Tax, National Insurance, Council Tax, and the special Fourth Base 'Leg Wax Tax', there's nothing left for us! It's not fair, not fair I tell you! We shag our lives away but don't paid enough. They'll pay! We'll make 'em!"
"And who are you again?" Rosette asked the manic Prostitute with the gun.
"We're SPASSM" She said.
"SPASSM?"
"It stands for Sexy Prostitutes Against Sex-Starved Males." She said. "And we're taking over this station. We're moving everyone to the centre of the station. Come with me."
She pushed Rufus in the direction she wanted them to go. He nervously obliged, along with Rosette and Efof.
<Tag SMAndy, how do we get out of this one? What's at the centre of Fourth Base? Watch out, there might be more prostitutes with guns!>