Pancake in the Hall of the Bouncing Jubblies

<snip>
"Okay." Said Jay. "Justin, I want you to go and collect this parcel. Harris,
Dean, Phil, go with him."
They all nodded and walked out of the room. Any excuse to go to Fourth Base was
enough, but none were as excited as Mini-Phil, who followed them.
<end snip>
Who: Justin, Dean, Phil, Harris, Mini-Phil
Where: Fourth Base
When: After Jay ordered them to find Eckerslike's package
Justin had a proud beaming smile on his face as he walked off the Blue Midget and strolled into Fourth Base followed by a team of the Blue Dwarf's most well known characters. They entered the passport control area, where only a few hours ago they'd been denied entry. This time, armed with a bazukoid each, and dressed in their Blue Dwarf uniforms, they were there on business. Pancake arrogantly pushed through the queues, passing dead bodies of the brain chimps, but ignoring them as they had a more important mission. To pick up a parcel. He bravely walked up to one of the Passport Control officers who was about to challenge them.
"Hold it guys. All guests have to have an STD check-"
Pancake grinned at him. What a pathetic man, he didn't realise that they were a team of brave heroes here ordered by their Captain, to do official business.
"Never fear my dear man." Pancake started brashly. "We're here to-"
Pancake was pushed aside by Chris Harris. "let me deal with this Pancake" he said, and flashed his JMC Security badge to the officer. "We're here to mop up the remaining chimp infestation." He said.
Pancake peered over his shoulder. "And to pick up a parcel." he squeaked.
The officer nodded. "The chimps seem to all be dying, but the ones that are still alive seem to be regrouping in the nipple chamber."
Harris nodded. "How do we get there?"
"Go past the hall of the bouncing jubblies, turn left at the erogenous zone burger bar, and then straight past the corridor of infinate perv-"
"Oh don't worry I can see it on the map, thanks." Said Harris and started to walk on.
Pancake froze on the spot. "What did you just say?" He asked the man.
The passport control officer looked confused. "Bouncing jubblies?" He said.
"No... no... after that."
"Erogenous zone burger bar? Feeling hungry?"
"No. AFTER THAT!" Justin said, coming out in a cold sweat. "You said something I recognise!"
The man furrowed his brow. "Genital Walks, the exercise area?"
"No! You didn't even mention that."
"Come on Pancake." Harris ordered. "We need to go."
"Wet love sponge, the dry cleaners?" Said the Passport officer.
"NO!" Justin shouted at him starting to get impatient. "You said something. You said something thats very important to me. Four words, four words that I've been seeing throughout my entire life!"
"I'm not sure what you mean" The officer said.
"Come on Pancake. We need to go, there's apes to kill." Harris said and started to drag Justin away from the officer.
"You said Corridor of Infinite perversion didn't you?" Justin said. "Didn't you?"
The man watched as Justin was dragged away by his superior officer.
They walked into Fourth base and the smell of massage oils and rose-tinted lubricant was upon them. Justin tried to go back to the passport officer but Harris held onto him. Eventually the smell of sexy heaven made him relax.
"It smells pretty." Justin eventually said.
Harris turned to him angrily. "When I give you an order, you follow it. Is that clear Ensign?"
"But..."
"IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Yes sir." Pancake whimpered. "But I thought he mentioned the corridor of infin-"
"I don't care." Said Harris. "We're here to do a job. Lets kill any Zorgath that are still around, and get your smegging parcel, and then lets leave."
They all started walking towards the hall of bouncing jubblies.
"You don't understand." Said Justin. "That's the phrase, the phrase that Potential writes everywhere for me. It's like a signpost through my life telling me to go a certain way."
Harris rolled his eyes as he walked. "Sounds convenient." He said.
"It is actually." Harris said. "I was shown the future... and I liked it."
"Lucky you." Harris said, trying not to pay attention.
"I was Captain, of a ship. And I know that future will come true if I follow Potential's signposts."
"And if you don't?"
"Then it might not." Justin said unhappily. "I HAVE to make it come true!"
Harris stopped, then turned to look at Justin. "I've heard about your weird ideas. In fact the Captain has told me to keep an eye on you. You're a freak who wants to join the enemy."
"The Hymenoptera yes!" Said Justin.
"It's not happening Pancake. You're not becoming Captain on my watch."
Pancake ignored him. "What do you know. You're not a time-traveller. Potential is. He showed me my future. You know smeg all."
They continued to walk.
"SMEG!" Dean shouted, and ducked as a laser blast shot across his head. "Apes up ahead!" He shouted, and Harris ran up behind him.
"They're blocking the corridor." Harris said. "Everyone ready to shoot with your Bazukoids? FIRE!"
They all shot towards three apes, who exploded when the bazukoid rounds hit them. Justin's shot went high and caught a beam which was holding up the roof. The ceiling collapsed, crushing the bodies of the dead apes, and blocking the corridor.
"Well done Pancake." Harris said sarcastically. "Now we can't get through."
"SMEG." Pancake said, and quickly looked around to find an alternate route before they all smacked him one.
"Why don't we go through there?" He said, pointing to a doorway labeled "Hall of Bouncing Jubblies."
They all agreed and entered the hall.
The hall was a wide room, about the size of a large sports centre, with large inflated boobs lining the floor. The boobs were organic, genetically modified and grown on the backs of a titan megaelephant. They were 600% larger than normal boobs, and 600% bouncier.
Justin wasted no time in jumping on his first boob. "WHEEEEeeeeee!" He cried with delight.
"There's no time for that Pancake!" Harris called, as Justin bounced from one boob to another.
"Yes there is. We need to get to the exit on the other side. This is the best way!" Justin called back, springing into the air from a pink nipple.
The others joined him, and bounced their way to the other side.
<Fancy joining in the boob action?>