Carnal Arrest.

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"I'm sorry sir, nobody gets onto Fourth Base without an STD check." Said the
Passport Control officer.
"But the monkeys-"
"Well you'd better start by spanking the monkey in there first." The man pointed
to the cubicle. Harris sighed and went inside.
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A few minutes later, all five men, one Ffionian and midget clone stepped back
out of the cubicle, and found themselves face-to -mask with a contingent of
hazard-suit clad security officers from the Blue Dwarf.
"You're all going to have to come with us" said the lead officer.
"What's the meaning of this?" Harris asked.
"EEE" added Mini-Phil
"We have orders to arrest you" said another officer, Jayne, specifically.
"Arrest us?" Harris spluttered "I'M your BOSS!"
"Yes sir you are, but these orders come from above you….please, come quietly?"
the lead officer replied. "All of you.."
*Half an hour later*
"Gentlemen, I trust the accommodation is to your liking?" asked Captain
Chrysler, speaking over an intercom as he was separated from the group by thick
glass.
"Jay, what are you doing?" Phil asked "Why are we in the quarantine suite?"
"You all went to Fourth Base, when you were all specifically ordered not to."
"Well yes…but…"
"It is the opinion of myself and that of our chief Medical Officer.." he nodded
behind him toward Doctor Keto who stood behind the Captain "that you should all
be kept in quarantine for the next several weeks until he can be sure that you
haven't brought anything, untoward, back with you…"
"Captain!" Harris protested "I was only there to fight the space-monkey that
escaped there from the Blue Dwarf…I didn't…"
"Which you did without first getting authorisation to leave the ship!" Jay
snapped "Fourth Bases' security teams would have been more than capable of
sorting it out themselves! I might have expected this kind of thing off Pancake,
or the Midget but the rest of you?......maybe Phil….or Dean….or Mickey….Efof too
probably…but not YOU Harris!"
"None of us had sex there Captain!" Mickey said this time "We won't be infected
with anything!"
"I can easily believe that none of you had sex!" Jay replied "I mean….look at
you all…"
Mickey smiled, release was on the cards.
"However, I have no way of knowing this for certain….so quarantine is the only
surefire way of keeping it in check."
"but…" Phil began, but Jay raised a hand to silence him.
"Of course, due to Mr Harris' total failure in containing the ape-threat to the
Blue Dwarf I have no choice but to send a security team over there to help.
Thank you very much Mr Harris."
"But If I'm in here…." Harris began
"Rosette LaChance, will lead the mission." Jay answered without letting Chris
finish.
"Anyway…" Jay trailed off, and pressed a button on a control panel and this
opened a hatch in the rear wall of the Quarantine cell through which a wheeled
medical robot trundled. "Doctor Keto has run a few tests, and it seems that
through unprotected contact with Fourth Bases atmosphere, you've all been
infected with Margellian Genital Hyper-crabs. This droid, will adminster the
cure, which Doctor Keto tells me the only known cure is high-voltage
electro-therapy of the testicles…though he will experiment with different
ointment types to see what he can come up with, I'm sure you'll give him full
your co-operation in testing the ointments…."
"EE!" said Mini-Phil, giving Jay the finger.
"Start with the midget…" Jay said to Keto in response, then switched the
intercom off, returning the glass to it's two-way mirror mode.
"theres no such thing as Margellian Genital Hyper-crabs!" Keto said to Jay as he
approached the remote controls for the medical robot.
"I know" Jay said. "have fun."
"Oh, I will…" Keto said, as he pulled a lever, and the robot began electrocuting
the midget, right in the goolies.
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