Pancake shares a cell

Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Blue Dwarf
When: When the mimes came
Justin Pancake was drunk when the mimes came. He was in a drunken stupor,
staggering around the corridor near to his quarters trying to open a door that
wasn't even his. The door opened and a man popped his head out. "Pancake you
stupid arsehole, you're on corridor 38b, not 38a! It's down there!"
"Sorry man." Pancake dribbled and drunkenly walked to the next door, and tried
his keycard. "That's still corridor 38a you stupid dickhead!" Called the same
man from earlier. "I can see still see you. It's round the corner!"
Pancake responded by sticking two fingers up at the man and tried the door
again. When it opened, an attractive woman in a nightie answered. It was Jayne
Chrysler, but Pancake couldnt tell because of his fuzzy beergoggles. His eyes
widened as he spotted her attractive attire. "Oh. Whysss...whysss are yousss in
my quartersshh pretty laydeee?" He asked.
"Ensign Pancake I'm your superior officer." Said the woman. "Get to your own
quarters now."
"Shhhorry." He said. "Touggggghhh day. Aye was blown up. Then became a mime.
Then cured. So got pisshed to celebrate!"
He stumbled down the corridor and fell asleep in a nest of his own vomit. When
the mimes came, they picked him up and placed him on an invisible stretcher.
Then two of them carried him back to their ship.
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Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Prison Corridor, Mime planet
When: After waking up. Not sure when
Commandant Wolfgang marched Pancake down a corridor of prison cells. The boots
on Wolfgang's feet made loud clomping noises that drilled into Pancakes head.
"Could you step more quietly mate?" Pancake said. A mime behind him slapped him
on the head.
Without turning, Wolfgang said. "Because of your 'condition' you vill be joining
your friends late."
"What condition?" Justin said, rubbing his eyes.
"You vere drunk. Stupid English boy drinking silly English veak beer."
"Our beer is not veak!" Said Pancake. "What is veak?"
"Idiot!" Said The commandant, and paused at a prison cell. All around him were
glowing yellow forcefields, Justin squinted as it messed with his eyes. The
forcefield in front opened and Justin was pushed in.
"Vee are sorry but you vill have to share." Said the Commandant.
Justin looked around the cell. The other inhabitant looked up at him from the
floor where he was sat. "Oh hi." Said Wolfgang Sweetsly.
Justin looked back from the prisoner to the commandant, then smacked his head.
"This place is doing my head in!" He said.
"Bevare of this one." Said the Comandant. "He's already needed a new jumpsuit."
"Why?" Asked Wolfgang Sweetsly.
"Yeah why?" Asked Justin.
"Because you were sick on your first!" Said the comandant.
"Oh yeah!" Justin chuckled. "And your lackeys had just put it on me as well!
Serves you right for trying to dress a drunken man!"
Wolfgang cringed, the last thing he wanted was to share a cramped cell with a
man who might be sick at any moment.
The commandant left them both alone and the yellow forcefield sealed them both
in. "So...." Started Wolfgang.
"I think I'm going to be sick." Said Justin, and his cheeks puffed out.
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