"Club Seymour's Nipples"

Who: Seymour, Wolfgang
Where: Promenade, Strip Club "Seymour's Nipples"
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"It's true!" He said, with his jaw hanging low.
"What's true?" Asked Wolfgang.
"My prestigious six-star restaurant...." He said. "Gone." He pointed. "It's turned into a strip club called 'Seymours Nipples'."
Seymour dropped to his knees and held his head in his hands for a moment, then he raised a fist in the air and shouted up at the ceiling "DAMN YOU MR CHRYSLEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!"
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After a few moments of panic, Wolfgang pulled Seymour up off his knees and dragged him through the doors of the strip club. "Quick Seymour, there's an armed Skutter patrol."
Seymour was so distracted however with how much the place had been ruined. "I used to have a nice vase of flowers there... now it's a ... an erotic statue!"
As they ventured past the entrance to the club, some scanners on the wall lit up on sensing their presence.
"Welcome Ambassador Nipples" Said the computerised erotic voice. "Activating holographic girls."
"I think you'll fine that's pronounced 'Niples'." Seymour said, although still horrified at how different this place was.
A team of scantily clad holographic girls appeared, some of them were dancing up poles, and some of them came immediately over to Wolfgang and Seymour, and started stroking them all over, and giggling.
"I like this!" Said Wolfgang, as a girl grinned and winked at him, whilst sucking on a lollypop.
"Get over yourself. She's only a hologram, look at the H on her head."
"I thought Holly could only sustain one hologram?"
"There must be an additional power source. This looks very expensive." Seymour said and found a computer panel on the wall. "There IS an additional power source. And it's costing me a fortune!" He angrily jabbed some more keys as a woman rubbed her back up against him. "Please madam, will you just leave me alone!" He finished pressing the buttons. "There. I've set it to charge that cretinous Captain from now on! I'm sure his increased Captains salary can take care of it."
Seymour dragged Wolfgang away from a girl who had just brought him a fiery purple cocktail. She laid down on a chair in front of him, slowly unlacing her leather corset.
"Hey, what's going on?" Asked Wolfgang, as he looked back at the girl. "I think she liked me."
"We've got and scones to find." Seymour said.
"Scones?"
"It's pronounced scones you commoner!" Seymour said. "Plus, I want to get away as far as possible from here. It makes me cringe."
Wolfgang pulled Seymour back against the pillar at the entrance. "Wait. I hear Skutters coming towards us."
"They must have heard the commotion when the holograms turned on." Said Seymour.
A girl came up and danced next to Wolfgang, bending over to show a pert bottom.
"Not now!" Wolfgang whispered.
Another girl came up to Seymour and started stroking his arm. "Not now. Shoo!" He shouted.
The Skutters got closer.
<How do we get rid of the Skutters Wolfgang?!>

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