Pancake and Rancidbottom

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But baby Alota slipped out of the guards hands and ran back to Brittany. The
toddler fell to her knees and hugged Brittany's head.
"You're lying!" Shouted the guard, and punched Justin in the face with the sharp
corner of the Bazukoid.
"Smeg." Said Justin.
Alota clapped her chubby little hands and sparks started to fly. They swirled
into a wormhole and sucked both her and the Queen through.
Meanwhile, Justin and the other guards turned to see a swirling red hole where
their prisoner had been. The lead guard did a quick head count. "There's two of
my men missing!" He said.
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Who: Justin, guard leader (who we will find is called "Simon Rancidbottom") and guards
Where: Sherwood forest
When: After Brittany and Alota burrowed away
Justin was whipped by the guard on the horse. "I hope you're leading us to Robin Hood's men!" The guard said.
"Of course." Justin lied. "Why would I lead you anywhere else?" Maybe to find out what the glowing Hymenoptera device in his pocket is leading him to. He reached into his pocket and brought out the spherical object. It was flashing more quickly now, which told Justin that they were going in the right direction.
"What is that?" asked the guard.
"Oh, it's something that helps me find Robin Hood."
"Is it magic?"
"I'm not sure. I guess probably yeah." Said Justin. He didn't even know what it was himself. It looked like something that was grown, more than something that was built. Hymenoptera technology confused him. But he loved it. He loved that they were so much more advanced than Humans, that the best way to describe their technology was just to simply say "magic".
"So what do I call you?" Justin asked.
"Sir." Said the guard.
"No. I mean, your name. Tell me or I'm going to call you Mr Fannybatter."
"My name is Rancidbottom. Simon Rancidbottom."
"Hahahaha, I made up Fannybatter as a joke, and it turns out your name is worse!"
Justin received a smack across the face with a bazukoid for his comment.
"You better not be taking us around in circles." Said Rancidbottom.
"Look, we're close alright. My friend, the hot girl back there found a bucket of water in a tree. She tipped it all over herself which was truly awesome because it made her nipples stick out, then she got naked. It was the sexiest thing ever. But the thing is, the reason why there was a bucket in the tree was to collect rainwater. Robin Hoods camp is close. Oh here it is."
A heavy log on a rope swung out from above and knocked Rancidbottom off his horse. A battle horn was sounded and several men wearing only green swung out from ropes hidden in the trees.
"It's Hood's merry men!" Shouted Rancidbottom.
"They don't look very merry to me!" Said Justin. "They look pissed off that we've invaded their camp.
The band of merry men surrounded the guards, and fought until all the guards laid dead. Only Rancidbottom and Justin remained. Justin quickly raised his hands into the air. "Please don't kill me. These people have been taking me hostage." He said, for what seemed like the third time in ages.
Robin Hood's men disarmed Rancidbottom and dragged him towards their camp. They looked back at Justin. "You better come with us then." They said. "Robin Hood wants to see you."
Justin agreed. The sticky green Hymenoptera device in his pocket was now flashing like crazy. Justin wondered why.
<To be continued>