Steev's go.

Steev
Parrott's
Just after the previous contender
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Steev sat quietly at the back of the room, watching the other competitors.
He didn't want to go first, but he didn't want to go last either. In
fact....was he drunk when he signed up? The last time he'd had a dirty pint
was after the Ffionian episode, and that was made up of party supplies, not
bar supplies...so he had to theorise that he'd actually done this while
fully conscious...
"Steev MAcKenZyyyyyyyy!"
HOLY S**T!
Steev slowly trudged towards the steps to the background hum of polite
applause...the kind of walk you do when you're 10 and you know when you get
home you'll be in trouble but you don't want to stay out all night either,
and so delay the inevitable.
He reached the stage...walked up to the mike...the familiar riff started
playing...
And without warning, another latent personality leapt to the forefront.
He was.....Bob Dylan in the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" video.
Oddly enough.
From nowhere he produced a stack of cards, with a line of lyrics printed on
each one. In place of singing the lyrics, they were on idiot boards for the
benefit of everyone to see. By the time the song ended, people had gone to
the bar.
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