***ACTION!*** "Merry Men, Princes and Demons"

Who: Most people
Where: Middle of nowhere
When: 12th Century, Middle-England
"So, Where are we... Any ideas?" Chris asked anyone in general. Vanessa was
standing behind him, and whipped out a small device from her jacket pocket.
"Well, the Psi-scanner is saying we're on Earth... England to be precise." She
said, pressing a button on it. "but it also says we're in the later part of the
12th Century..." She added, with a quizical look on her face.
"Could the Psi-Scanner be malfunctioning?" Jay asked, turning to face the pair.
Vanessa pressed another couple of buttons, then turned red and gave the scanner
to Jay.
"Sod off you stupid smeghead, Psi-Scanners don't break." Said Jay, reading what
was on the screen.
"Huh. I should destroy you for that." He told it, before the screen flashed a
couple of times, and replaced the words on the screen.
"I'm definitely right. There's a castle being used, and many people armed with
Bows and arrows are approaching." it said this time, which Jay read out. He
turned to look around, and sure enough, there were indeed a large number of
people approaching. Some had bows, others had swords.
"You didn't say anything about swords." Jay mumbled to the scanner, to which it
replied "You didn't ask."
"What manner of people are you, who wear such strange clothing?" The leader of
them asked. He was wearing tight fitting green tights, and a green hat with a
feather in.
The people that walked behind him were wearing similar clothes. They held their
swords ready, and their bows had arrows knocked, ready to fire.
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Meanwhile
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"Keep your hands where I can see them!" Called one of the guards, and Efof
quickly raised all four of them.
"The Prince is going to be happy to see you... Demons fetch a pretty bounty
these days."
"But i'm not a demon! I'm Ffionian!" Efof replied, the men just laughed.
"Is that demon speak for 'Demon'?" they asked, "Ffionians don't exist!"
The group of them were lead at crossbow and swordpoint towards a castle in the
distance...
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Meanwhile Meanwhile
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"Haha, you're alone now, aren't you?" Rosette asked, the bug looked sheepish,
and a little out of place. They had been transported into a city, and were
currently standing in the centre of a circle of armed guards.
"Kill the Demon!" One called, obviously the leader. He wore a feather in his
helmet, while the others barely even had hats. Rosette fought back, her eight
sharp legs made short work of a few of them, giving her a way to escape. As she
made a dash for it, one lucky strike caught her in the side, tearing a gash
through her exoskeleton. With a slight limp, she ran, still faster than any of
the group could keep up. She turned a corner ahead of them...
"Look, let me take over, and i'll get us out of this." Rosette said, the bug was
obviously going to be way outnumbered, and with a wound already, it wasn't going
to take long before they'd be found.
WIth a simple nod, Rosette transformed back into her human form, and lay in a
pile of hay. She screamed, and clutched her side, which was still bleeding.
As the guards turned the corner, she covered herself up quickly, and managed to
fake a blush.
"A giant spider! It attacked me, and ran off that way! It took my clothes!"
She called. The guards couldn't see where the spider had gone, so stopped to
help the poor, defenseless woman. Pretty soon, a dress had been brought out for
her, and a bandage to do up over the wound. WIthin minutes, she looked like one
of the locals, and was escorted into the castle within the city to answer
questions...
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Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile
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"What's this? Demons, strangely dressed people, and giant spiders? have you
gone mad?!" Asked Prince John. He sat on a throne, and looked mildly out of
place.
"Double the patrols, I want all of these creatures found! Something must be
causing it. I want the entire city searched for witches!" He called, to which
the guards saluted, and turned to leave the throne-room.
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<Tag people. I would like you to meet... Robin Hood! Also, Prince John. There
may well be a Sheriff of Nottingham around somewhere too!>