Efof + Justin "In a forest"

Who: Efof Yuwan'Kar and Justin Pancake
Where: A forest
When: 12th Century England
The bright light faded, but it still made Efof and Justin's eyes burn. Efof
could feel soft wet leaves underneath his feet, but still couldn't see for a few
minutes.
"I'm blind, I'm blind!" Justin moaned as he stumbled around and eventually
walked into a tree. He fell over a tree root and went face first into a pond of
muddy water.
Efof's eyesight came back to him and he helped Justin out of the muddy pond. He
was covered in algae and was more angry than normal.
"Where are we?" Justin demanded.
Efof shrugged. "Looks like a forest."
"No shit penis-head." Justin said. "Why are we here?"
Efof shrugged again. "Wormhole? Matter-transport? Quantum singularity? Graviton
displacer? Mollopod beaming technology? The good thing about living in space is
that anything can happen. It's exciting!" He grinned.
"No it's not exciting!" Justin said. "It's annoying. This has ruined the plan!"
"What plan? You had a plan?"
"Of course!" Said Justin. "It was all starting to piece together. I finally
realise my destiny! The Hymenoptera need me, they need me to help them make
peace with the Humans."
Efof blinked in surprise. "Eh? Last thing I saw was them ATTACKING Humans!"
"All for the bigger picture Efof… all for the bigger picture. To fully create
peace between the Humans and Hymenoptera, the Hymenoptera have to conquer them."
Efof took a deep breath. "Justin. You make me sad."
"What?"
"You're always so negative, or doing something depressing like plotting the
destruction of the Human race. It's…. annoying."
"I'm thinking about the future Efof!" Justin said. "Humans AND Hymenoptera can't
occupy the galaxy side by side. There's just not enough room."
"What? Have you seen how big a galaxy is? There's LOADS of room!"
Justin shook his head. "The Hymenoptera occupy a lot of planets."
Efof felt like he needed to change the topic. Justin was so argumentative; he
could talk about this all day. And he probably would.
"So we're in a forest." He said.
"Well done for stating the obvious penis-head." Justin said rudely. "Do you know
which planet?"
"How should I know?"
"You're an alien. Don't you have some special abilities or something?"
"Not really. I do have extra arms which is handy, but not right now. Oh hold on
I'll just use my psychic abilities." Efof clutched his head with his four hands
and hummed.
"That's more like it!" Justin said. "Can you sense anything?"
"Yes… I can sense…. I can sense a smeghead next to me acting like a proper
goit."
"I'm a what?"
"You heard!"
Justin shook his head and pointed at Efof angrily. "When Human civilisation
falls to its knees and is merged with the Hymenopteran Empire, you will have to
be nice to me!"
"Whatever." Efof said. "So, seriously. What's the plan of getting out of here?"
Justin checked the slimy communications device in his pocket. "It's not glowing
anymore. Which means the Queen is dead. We have to find Rosette, she's out new
Queen now."
Efof shook his head. "You know what? I'm sick of this Hymenoptera smeg. The
Hymenoptera wiped out my planet, and I don't want to help them wipe out any
more."
"Suit yourself." Said Justin.
Efof took his mobile phone from his pocket and started dialling contacts.
"What are you doing?" Justin asked.
"I'm contacting the Blue Dwarf crew. Wherever we are, maybe they're here too.
Dammit, no battery. I knew I should have charged it."
Justin laughed. "Looks like you're joining me to find our new Queen?"
At that moment something whizzed very close to Efof's ear. A second whizzed
between Justin's legs. He froze to the spot.
Efof spotted a stick embedded into the ground. He pulled it out and looked at
it. "It's a stick with a sharp end, and feathers at the other. What is it?"
"it's an arrow, people used to use them before guns…."
Another arrow embedded itself into a nearby tree.
Both Efof and Justin put their hands up. "Please. Don't shoot!" Shouted Efof.
A figure on horseback stepped out of the forest, followed by several archers.
All of the archers had their bows drawn and pointing at the human and the
Ffionian.
"This forest is the prime hunting grounds of the Duke. Poachers will be taken
back to the castle and imprisoned!"
"But we're not poachers we're-"
"Silence! You- Oh Jesus, what manner of creature are you? With your four arms
and bluish complexion? You must be a spawn of hell, or the devil himself!!"
"No. No I'm not. I'm just a normal dude." Efof insisted.
"Guards! Seize them and take them back to the castle!" The man on horseback
ordered.
Several minutes later, Justin and Efof were tied together at the waist and sat
on a horse being lead back to a suspicious-looking castle.
<Tag – Can anyone save them?>