Wolfgang Sweetsly – What, How, When and Where

Who: Wolfgang Sweetsly and Rufus Febuggure
Where: In the Mollopod Prision
When: During the Hymenoptera attack on the Prison, before we time-travel
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As they walked a long Wolfgang said to Rufus as he rummaged through one of his
pockets taking out his wallet and taking out a small photograph of David
Hasselhoff and kissed it for luck and put it away "well things can only get good
or bad for us health wise from here on out"
"Yeah" said Rufus, "I guess that Mollopod's aren't particularly about knowing
whether their food is happy not"
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Wolfgang Sweetsly and Rufus Febuggure strolled along together towards the rest
of the blue dwarf crew but just then one of the Mollopod guards on some kind of
communications device looked up from whoever he was talking to on it and press
the switch on the communications device so that he could amplify his voice,
"it's okay we can stop fighting with the humans as we are friends now".
But just then a horde of Hymenopterran's burst through to large double doors at
one end of the prison which were conveniently opened for them by Justin Pancake.
Wolfgang and Rufus stood frozen in a horror and as such absentmindedly dropped
the cattle prods they were holding as the Hymenopterran's lead by what appeared
to be Rosette started to attack both Humans and Mollopods indiscriminately.
Then both Humans and Mollopods began to fight the Hymenopterran's and as
Wolfgang and Rufus continued to watch, unsure of what to do something suddenly
materialised and dropped in to Wolfgang's arms, it was a baby which came as a
total surprise to Wolfgang and Rufus.
But just as the two turned to speak to each other the world around them suddenly
changed and went all hazy and psychedelic.
Wolfgang and Rufus then suddenly materialised moments later in a field, which
was strewn with hundreds of dead bodies which were clutching weapons and wearing
strange old fashioned clothing and armour.
Turning to Wolfgang Rufus said "where the smeg are we and who is that baby
you're holding".
To which Wolfgang responded, "well I'm not entirely sure where we are but being
that I was pretty good at the history exam and in classes back in the Jupiter
mining Corporation School I went to so I reckon we are somewhere in 12th Century
England"
Then Wolfgang went on to say "as for the baby I have no idea who she is as take
a look and see if she has any distinguishing marks anything on her", when the
two of them wrote they found the initials AN on her nappy and decided that
perhaps she was called Ann when in fact unknown to them it meant Alota.
The tool of them then decided that with their current circumstances it might be
best to disguise themselves so they rummaged around several of the corpses on
the battlefield and put on clothes and other bits and pieces which they put on
over the top of their blue dwarf uniforms and equip themselves with a weapon
each, and made sure to wrap Alota or Ann has the two of them now called her in
the wool blanket.
Looking around after they had finished rummaging around on the battlefield they
soon realised they could not see me of the other blue dwarf crew members so
think it would be best to leave the battlefield and decided to head off in a
random direction.
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