Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Karaoke

JAy had a problem with timekeeping latley,
he was late for the karaoke!!
as he was running along the promenade he heard owens voice introducing him
to the stage he burst through the doors, ran u to the stage, and tried, but
failed to stop moving, grabbing the mike on the way past he skidded straight
off the other end of the stage and crashed into the speakers, which in turn
fell on top of him.
over them came he somewhat exasperated voice of Jay singing the first line
"Do you, d' you have the ti.....time. to......listen to me..whine...wh..whin
OH smeg it"
with that he slipped into unconciousness
"And thank you Jay!!"
the crowd seemed unimpressed
----- Original Message -----
From: <smegheadNicole@...>
To: <JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, February 11, 2001 8:17 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Karaoke
> Katrina Swete
> Owen's bar
> --------------------------------------------------------------
> Parrott's 2001 was jumping. What seemed like a hundred people had gathered
> for the Karaoke Competition.
>
> Katrina was up next. Why she had chosen to sing "Wake me up Before You
Go-Go"
> by Wham! was unknown even to her, but she was gonna have fun.
>
> Owen got up on a flimsy stage. "All right everyone. Our next performer
you've
> probably all seen unclogging your toilet at one time or another..."
>
> Laughter.
>
> "But now she's going to sing a little song that has no meaning to her
> what-so-ever. Miss Katrina Swete!"
>
> Katrina jumped on the stage. The beat began. "Jitterbug. Jitterbug. You
put
> the boom boom into my heart..."
>
> The audience laughed at her song and the fact Katrina wasn't that great a
> singer. But everyone seemed to be enjoying it.
>
> "Wake me up before you go-go, cuz I'm not planning on going solo," Katrina
> belted out with a grin.
>
> As the song ended, the room filled with the sound of applause. "And
> remember," she said as Owen came to take the mic from her, "don't go solo,
or
> you'll go blind!"
>
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