Bazookoids and Polymorphs 1

Who: Janis Cooper, Drilbit the Skutter
Where: A lone Starbug
When: 2 days from the Blue Dwarf
the table shuddered, fizzy orange spilling across the surface
"Ah for the love of Smeg!" Janis exlaimed as she stared at the
skutter in a maid's appron, shaking its head left and right.
"Look Drilbit, you know what i like for my morning drink: Flat coke,
ribena, or- and this is my personal fave- Alcohol!" her hazel eyes
flickered between the spilt drink and the skutter, a soft sigh
escaping her pierced lips as she look around the recently paint
splashed room. Janis expressing her 'creativity' a couple of days ago-
one can of paint, a stool, and a MK1 Bazookoid make for splattery
fun in the word of Janis. A cheeky grin escaped her as she imagined
herself serenly painting... despite the fact she was shooting paint
cans left right and centre while singing 'i feel pretty'
Her daydream was interupted as the starbug's navicomp began to ring-
the skutter followed her half-arsed gaze into the cockpit
"Its the bug" Drilbit just tilted his blue head at her curiously
"the bug is ringing" she rolled her eyes as she lifted the appron off
Drilbit, watching him quietly as he slowly motered up the ramp like a
turtle on steroids. Quickly she grabbed the heavy glass that held the
spilt orange- with a quick warriors yell that would make any turkey
gobble in fear, the glass had left her hands; a quick shatter and
squeek moments later and Drilbit was slumped worse that a paralectic
drunkard.
Janis simply giggled to herself as she stepped over the unconscious
machine
"Relax, i'll get it" she threw herself down in the pilots seat,
humming merrily as she eyed the scanners. slowly the radar followed
the source of the ringing, travelling as fast as a possible through
the vast nothingness with difficulty... must of been invisible rocks,
either that or the systems where plain crappy. Janis clicked her
tongue in boredom, but almost chocked on it with a screech as
starbug's alarms suddenly blared
[DERELICT CRAFT DETECTED- The 'Gems Diputs']
Janis wheezed as she caught her brief back, mumbling softly as she
hacked and coughed... the bug was on its way to mysterious dead in
space Gems Diputs.