OOC - New member - Janis Cooper

OOC - I would like to welcome Conor Holt to the group, she will be
playing character janis Cooper, an Engineer who once worked at a
barbers where she accidentally caused a shaver to gain AI and
strangle a customer to death.
I want to thank Connor for being so patient, we've had quite a few
new recruits recently and didn't want too many at once, which is why
I'd asked Conor to wait just a few days.
Anyway, here is the profile for Janis Cooper:
Character Name Janis Cooper
Gender Female
Age 21
Species Human
Nationality British, Manchester
Department Engineering
Rank Technician 1st Class
Character's Physical Appearance
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-slender and lean
-always clad in baggy clothing of a grey or black colouration- always
wearing her chained and star stitched black leather sleeveless
jacket. Studded belt and black wallet chain attached to it
-Hair is always tied up like it is in the picture, her face also
appears the same as you can imagine
Character's Personality and Interests
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Personality
-Brave (on occasion)
-Cowardly (on occasion, has been known to flee from danger without
warning)
-bold, full of confidence most of the time
-Friendly, willing to give even total smegheads a chance
-Alcoholic (has been known to see pink rhinos when totally thrashed
and run around exclaiming this)
-Cunning, incredibly bright and resourceful despite her flaws
-Scared to death of Polymorphs and Emohawks
Interests
-Beer
-Bazookoids
-Mechanics
-Starbugs
-Kebabs, macaroni, Spaghetti and Bacon
Character's history/background story
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Coming from Manchester in England, this odd woman is quite noble at
heart, but dysfunctional in practice. She was raised by her mother,
her father being locked in a cell at a mental asylum- she never saw
much of him due to his constant ape-like screeches and projectile
crap he'd launch.
For a couple of days she worked in an barber shop, but was fired for
accidentally causing a simple Shaver to gain a primitive AI, and thus
strangle a customer to death.
With this new found love of tech she went on to train further and
passed with flying colours, eventually coming into JMC as her talent
got noticed. They were more than suprised when she turned up wearing
her usual garb, but with added tie with care bears on it.
she was gradually signed up for the Blue Dwarf by JMC, her tech
skills could prove most helpful to keeping the mighty leviathan in
the great void- however it departed before she could get on it.
She was being chased through the complex as a result of having
accidentally causing a dramatic systems failure while trying to
enhance the tech- according to reports it took one month for a guard
to remove what a rogue skutter had inserted into him.
she hyjacked a Starbug to escape to the blue dwarf, figuring she
couldnt get away from JMC on earth cause she couldnt get far on her
moped.
She had to enter a prototype stasis pod on the bug while it tracked
the Blue dwarf on autopilot.. she awoke sometime in the future, but
luckily only a few days off from the dwarf.
During the time between her awakening and her arrival on the dwarf,
two things occured. One, she developed a love for Bazookoids and
their "Boomilicious" nature, and two, her ship was boarded by a small
Polymorph. She engaged in a two day long futile, and nigh suicidal,
fight with the polymorph which basically involved her ripping up the
bug's insides with volleys of Bazookoid fire- one wall was
particually torn up for bizarre reason.
She managed to get on the Dwarf finally, and catch the Polymorph
unaware with a dinner fork as it tried to morph into one of her bras-
she, as a result, is mistrusting of the garment and is to this day
aboard the Blue Dwarf
Character's favourite phrases/sayings
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"Oh for the love of Smeg..."
"Follow the Janis shaped blur" - Flee speech
"When in doubt, get the Bazookoids out!"