LONGWOOD RESULTS

Welcome one and all to the 2009 Longwoods!
Here are the nominations, winners, and a selection of amusing comments people made about their votes..
 
Best Male Player Character (Poll)
 
Nominations:-
 
- Lt Cmdr Chris Harris,  - Mk. 10, - Dante Wendigo, - Doctor Xavier Keto, - Doctor Lawrence "William Shakespeare" Trisees,- Lt. Callum Kochanski,  - Lester Seventeen Dot Phelps,- Justin Pancake,  - Lt Chris Zodar, - Y-19, - Ambassador Seymour Niples,
- Armand Dysart / Andy Roos,  - Captain Jay Chrysler,- Commander Phil Febuggure,  - Johnny B Goode,   AND THE WINNER IS :-
 
Armand Dysart / Andy Roos
 
Best Female Player Character (Poll)
 
Nominations:-
 
- Lt Cmder Amber FeBuggure,   - Lt Kara McGellen,
- Rosette La Chance,
- Nikki Baines,
 
AND THE WINNER IS:_
 
Rosette La Chance
 
Best Non-Player Character (Poll)
 
Nominations:-
 
- Efof Yu'Wankah, - Jayne Chrysler,
- Eddie Monsoon,
- Mini-Phil,
- Eric Lustbader,  - Vanessa Chrysler,   - The Big Pink Tree,  - Katrina Salter,
- Charlie,  - Nameless Science Dude,
- Rufus FeBuggure,
- Jenny Bond, 
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Efof
 
Best Newcomer    -  
 
Nominations:-Pancake- Reminding us all that we're actually a COMEDY PBEM.I believe Andy Roos/Dysart was new this year... If not, then no vote here! - *He wasn't!  But what the hell!*Lester Seventeen-dot PhelpsMickey P. Bullhorn
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
LesterBest Action-Plot   -
Nominations:-
 
Multiple 'Dwarfs
Krylons- certainly the best build up.
- there were a couple of votes for Jay vs the Hymenoptera here, but these were part of the Multi-Dawrves universe, so the votes went to that, meaning-
 
THE WINNER IS:-
 
Multiple Blue Dwarve's
 
Best Sub-Plot   - 
 
Nominations:-
Seymour looking for Jenny'The Agency' subplotAndy Roos' "Hal" storyLester Seventeen-Dot-Phelps - Lester and LesterJay, Phil and Dean's 'Terminator' plot
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Seymour's hunt for the baby!Best 'alternate universe theme' during the multiple Dwarve's plot.     -
Nominations:-
Weebles wobble but they dont fall down universeThe musical blue dwarf... oh god that was awesome.
'Evil Justin'
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Musical DwarfBest Villain   -
 
Nominations:-MollopodsAlternate universe "General" Jed CalvertEvil Jay
Doctor Keto......
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Evil Jay
Best Returning Character - they don't necessarily have to have stuck around!     -   Nominations:-
 
KetoDean... for all of five glorious secondsYou're just after the one for evil jay returning the other week... go on, have your vote.Jed Calvert!!!!
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Dean! - incidentally, what happened here is that Yahoo would not accept his email address either through application, or invitation so was unable to join..he mentioned he'd try a new email, but never did...alas...Best use of acronyms.   -Nominations:-
 
K.N.O.BP.E.N.I.S
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
K.N.O.B
Best character 'change'. - what has happened in a characters life that you most enjoyed.      Nominations:-
 
Seymour, from professional arsehole to baby tracker in one year's time.Andy Roos > Dysart
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Andy / DysartMost creative writer - who's had the best ideas this year?    Nominations:-
 
Smandy, come on, Were-Hymenoptera!  Awesome!Pancake. Shapeshifters, innuendo-named 'modules', answering the masterbation/incest question, penile attacks... need I go on?Onion, for Jed Calvert.Andy Longman for the several alternate BD's.David V - is there an idea he *won't* come up with?AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
David V!
 
Best all round-writer.   -
 
Nominations:-
Onion. Funny and dramatic as always.Andy Longman. You sometimes don't post very often, and have far too many characters that aren't used enough - but you always put jokes in your posts that make me laugh
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
OnionMost missed member / character who won't even know that they've won an award because they're not here anymore - this can include NPC's, Player characters, or departed / inactive members.   - Nominations:-
 
Chris/Keto   Ryan/TriseesIngen... alas... I knew him notPhil FebuggureAlota Chrysler
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Ryan / TriseesBest collaborative posting - who's worked well together?  Lester/Seymour assassination/credit card fraud plot. *Everyone who voted nominated the same winner here!*Most frequent spammer  - which member ignores the 'No OOC' rule the most, or posts the most irrelevant messages!  -   Nominations:-
 
Lester!Pancake... me coming in close second. (David Van Den Berghe)Andy & Onion! you're s'posed to set an example!  Rebecca Tordoff
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Onion......even discounting the fact hevoted for himself, there were still FAR more votes for him than anyone else Member who most deserves recognition for their contributions to the group  - Nominations:-
 
Onion, he runs it afterall.Andy Longman for being the first to reply to people with problems/continuity errors
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
No surprises here, Onion!Most dramatic climax - what was the best ending for a plot this year?    -   Nominations:-
 
Andy Roos death.Jay kills evil Jay... (OR DOES HE?!)Shellite planetJ Stebbing
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
Andy Roo's deathBiggest anti-climax - I don't want to see any votes referring to Onions sex life here...   - Nominations:-
 
Evil-Pancake was messing up Pancake Prime's life...  saw it coming    :(Blue Dwarf high-jacked, then no longer high-jacked... yay.Ramming the BD into the thorax.... Could've been more there.Maybe the one where Bob Geldof was about to kill us with the Amnesty International warship, and Jay saved us all in one post! :-PY-19
 
AND THE WINNER IS:-
 
BD's HijackingIdeas for action-plots in 2009! 
 
These...ALL came from onion who was the only person to vote here..so...guess he gets to decide a winner on that!
Got loads of these!Planet of the giant MeerkatsPlanet of the nymphomaniacsGay-space, where we have to transport something to a gay-only planet and disguise the BD pink and try not to act straight or we'll be killedTheme-park planet where the owner of the park is building wax droids for an army