Dirk Bell: Revenge of the VR Suite

Jason's e-mail is down so he asked me to forward this post to the group:
-Niples
 
RPG-
Dirk Bell and jason Stone
VR Suite
 
Dirk Bell and Jacob Stone worked on their trap for the vampire models.  Dirk was attempting   to hook all of the tanning beds together and send a massive amount of current through them.    He just needed a little help from Stone.   "All you have to do is connect the blue and yellow wires.  But don't touch the green one."   Stone attempts to connect the blue and green wires.  A small amount of current passes   through his body.  "AGRRRR!"   "No, wait.  Connect the green and the yellow, but don't touch the BLUE," Dirk corrected.   After a few moments the trap was set and Stone supplied the bait.   "Are you sure that this will work?" asked Stone.   "Sure."   "Have you ever seen this done before?"   "Yeah.      Once.    On MacGyver."   The two men wait for a few minutes until, finally, a group of about 10 vampire models   entered the room.   "This isn't a resturant," one said.   "I smell flesh," stated another.   "Over there!" one pointed to where Dirk and Stone were.  "Let's get them."  The vamps began   to move in on our two heroes.   "Take this you smeggin' *!$%#es!"  Dirk flipped his makeshift switch.  Nothing happened.  He   flipped it again.  Still nothing.  "That's not right," he said calmly.   "What do you mean "that's not right"?  I thought you said this would work."   "It will.  I just have to figure this out."   The women came closer and closer.   "Well, hurry the smeg up!" yelled Stone.   "Let's see.  I connected the oscilator with the pulsar switch and routed those to..."   One of the vamps was going straight for Stone's throat.   "Would you hurry up!"   "Then I ran the power output to....  Now I remember."   One of the vamps had her hand extended towards Stone's neck, almost within her grasp.  Dirk   reached down and picked up the end of and extension cord and plugged it into the wall.    Blinding blue light poured out of the tanning beds positioned all along the walls of the   room. The vamps' flesh burned to ashes.   The arm reaching for Stone burst into flames   inches from his throat.   "God, what an awful smell!" said Dirk.  Both men almost gagged from the smell of burning   flesh.   ***************************************************************************   The two men were standing in the VR suite.  They pulled their equipment off.  Dirk rubbed   his jaw.  There was a bruise there.   "Smeg!  That'll be there for days."  He then looked at Stone.  "Don't take this personally,   but the next time you want to share one of your VR games with me, turn it sideways and shove   it where only proctologists dare to venture.  After that, I need to get drunk."   Dirk walks back to the bar.  "Give me whatever will make me forget the last two hours."
 
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From Jason Douglas
Dirk Bell