Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] jay byrd... insane?

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From: rocker_ethan_rayne
Sent: Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:51 PM
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] jay byrd... insane?

[first of a big OOC apology for speaking OOC and a desparate plea forhelp. in my infinite forgetfulness i seemed to a have forgotten eithermy username or password, and i could use a little advice. anyway backto the story!]who: jay byrdwhere: medi-baywhen: a good hour after last postjay sat on the cold examination bed. his hopes had been raised when arather hot nurse came in and told him to remove his clothes, but aftera good deal of poking and proding he still felt a little unsatisfied.then she left, no phone number either.the doctor seemed to taking his sweet time, and soon jay was extremelybored. he begin to explore the room they had put him in. he did aquick once over looking for any sort of medication that he could swipand sell for some pocket change... no such luck...but he did find the next best thin, a thin felt tip marker.it was another 20 minutes before dr. keto to finish whatever it was hewas doing and enter the room. by this time jay had begun to work onthe second half of the mona lisa on the wall of the medi-bay room. itwas quite good actually, but jay had excelled in art for some time.dr. keto, much like the art community, was not amused. "what are youdoing?" he would ask in a cold collected tone."currently? i'm trying to figure out if i can use relitive stringtheory to simplify the smile, while pondering the effects of saidsmile on social behavior," jay said not breaking focus for a moment.perhaps now would be a god time to say a little about jay byrd... jayis a genius, and a madman... he has a bit of an issue when it comes tomind altering drugs, and that has really knocked him of the normalsocial behavior. the best way for him to get out is thoughts is bywritting them or drawing them. a bit of a modern da vinci. but enoughof this and back to the story.dr. keto stood for a moment trying to figure out this odd amn who wasdrawing on the wall. he considered what the man had said in responce.it all seemed quite simple. the man was insane, and if he was insanethat ment that he didn't have to deal with him anymore, he was in goodenough health to get around the hippocratic oath."you seem in good enough health," he said simply and walked outside toinform the guards that he was insane and needed to see the on shippsychiatrist.and thus would begin the passing off of jay.nikki baines didn't have to spend much time with him to determine thathe was not really insane, but rather a complete space case, with nosocial skills at all. she was able to diagnose him in record time asthat he had started an analysis of the human psyche in pictograph from. though his thoughts are of little importance i will explain anyway. hehypothosized that since pictures predate written word perhaps usingpictographs he could delve deeper into the premitive psyche. he triedto explain this to ms. baines, but failed.nikki baines deemed him no longer a threat and the guards left him onthe parrotts bar, where his "destiny" would await. well to say thatthe guards left him there would be not quite true. he followed themthere and got distracted by the scent of booze."i need an irish car bomb'," jay said to the barman sitting down atthe bar."this is a bar, not weapons dealer..." the barman said wearily."it's a drink you..." jay said unable to think of an insult good enough."well i never heard of it," the barman said."ok your fired..." jay said waving off the barman and jumping over thebar he would begin mixing his drink. the barman simply stared at him.to make a long boring conversation short and sweet jay forced thebarman out and took over is job. and using his genius he fixed therefridgeration un it, you know what that means... COLD BEER!!![behold the new bar man! thirsty? longing for the epic of drinks? cometo the parrots bar and behold jay byrd, the insane barman!]