Seymour - \"Advertising his army\"

Who: Seymour Niples
Where: New Tenerife, Mainland
When: After Lester had been chased by the shady assassins
Seymour had enjoyed spending time with the Queen. He always liked
living in luxury, but he found that her company was a bit hit or
miss. Sometimes she would act like a Queen would act, and have
fascinating conversations with him about matters of state, but
sometimes she would just annoy Seymour by cracking open a lager and
watching X-Factor, or some other reality tv shite.
In Seymour's opinion, a Queen should be doing more posh things. He
had tried to get her interested in playing a game of polo – but it
required horses, and the only creature native to New Tenerife as big
as a horse was a large fat pig that stank of ferret's anus.
So Seymour had come to the mainland. He had borrowed one of Queen
Brittany's hovercraft (painted al over in the British Union Flag) and
landed in one of New Tenerife's busiest resorts.
He landed the hovercraft on the beach (and didn't bother to check if
anyone was sunbathing underneath first), and headed up into the busy
streets. A large prestigious casino dominated the skyline, it was the
same casino that Lester and Justin had both visited on separate
occasions.
Queen Brittany had offered to help Seymour to rescue his baby from
TransMed but ONLY if he could prove they were 100% responsible.
Seymour knew that a large company like transMed would cover their
tracks pretty well… so wasn't confident.
Instead, he decided to raise his own army. Or at least a small tast
force. He had printed out some signs and was sticking them to trees,
walls and streetlights around New Tenerife. The signs read:
"Fit and strong men and women wanted for an army. Good cause. No Pay.
Payment will be that warm sense of achievement because it is a good
cause. No thugs. Contact Seymour Niples onSeymour@..."
As Seymour pinned another sign to a wall, he became aware of someone
behind him. He worried that it might be the police thinking he was
creating graffiti in the area. He turned around and quickly said the
words. "I'm a good friend of Queen Brittany, this is for a good caus-
" he stopped when he realised it wasn't the police.
It was actually a tough looking man, he wore a black hoodie, and
black trousers. His face was stubbly and his skin looked tougher than
the hull of the Blue Dwarf. Seymour grinned. This man looked battle-
ready and was exactly what he was looking for.
"What's the good cause?" the man asked.
"I'm gad you asked." Seymour beamed. "There is this evil
Pharmaceutical Company called `TransMed' that have kidnapped my
daughter."
"Why?"
"That's…erm… not important." Seymour said, not wanting to go into the
entire specifics of how his daughter was part mysterious alien from
another dimension.
"And who is this Seymour Niples?" The man asked, pointing at the name
on the piece of paper.
"Oh that's me!" Seymour grinned happily. "Royal Ambassador Seymour
Niples."
The man grinned for the first time. This made Seymour a bit
suspicious.
"I'm glad I found you eventually Mr Niples." Said the man. "Did you
know that there's someone on this planet pretending to be you?"
"Really?" Seymour said.
"Yes. We almost killed him instead of you Mr Niples."
That's AMBASSADOR Nip- hold on, who are you?"
"I'm an assassin sent by TransMed Pharmacuticals. They don't like the
negative press you're creating about them."
"Oh…" Said Seymour. He tried to run but the assassin had already got
out his long needle-like knife. He was ready to plunge it into
Seymour's chest when someone struck the assassin from behind…
<OOC - What happens next? Who saves Seymour? Thanks Lester for
introducing the Assassins already. Do you feel like Saving Seymour to
apologise for using his name?>