It's raining men!

Blue Dwarf
As soon as we get back from Shore Leave
Johnson returned to Blue Dwarf, he was feeling depressed. He was going to
spend the rest of his life locked up in a giant tin can. The whole
"adventure" side of things didn't seem so appealing any more. It was a
mining ship, he was effectively just an interstellar receptionist.
He sat alone in the Blue Parrot, nursing another mysterious vimpto coloured
drink. Out the window he could the ship pulling away from the space station,
and Earth slowly gliding out of sight.
"And now I shall open the karaoke contest, with James Johnson and a song
very close to his heart!" Owen said from the stage.
James sighed, he was trapped on this ship, with no one to love, and now he
was going to be humiliated in public.
"Maybe later," he sighed.
Suddenly a figure appeared in the door, a BIG figure. He walked up, and
tapped Johnson on the shoulder.
"I've been looking for you," the guy said.
Johnson turned round and gasped, "BIFF!"
"I quit the marines a while ago," Biff said, "We had disagreements."
"What? That's great!"
"I've been looking for you, I thought you would never come back!"
"I've just resigned!" Johnson said "Well not yet, but I will now!"
"Let's go off, discover strange new life and civilisations, go into
positions... I mean places... I mean planets nobody has ever explored! Come
on!" Biff said grabbing Johnson by the shoulders.
"Okay! Let's go, just one more thing before we leave!" Johnson said, he
leapt up onto the stage, grabbing the mic, "HIT IT!"
Biff and Johnson began singing away "It's raining men, HALLEJUYAH! It's
raining men..."
NRPG: after which Biff and Johnson went away and lived happily every after.
Cya around :*-)
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