Seymour - *Backpost* - "Jenny + Alota are kidnapped" pt2
Posted byPosted: Dec 11, 2008, 12:23pm
<OOC - sorry for posting so much tonight, I'm just trying to get up
to speed so that I can JP with Lester! >
Who: Seymour Niples
Where: Titan
When: About a year ago
<snip>
Seymour put a hand up to his face. They had taken them both, mother
AND daughter. He sat down, he had no-one left. He covered his eyes
and wished none of this had happened. He had never even wanted a
child in the first place. It all stemmed from one drunken night of
rumpy-pumpy, and before he knew it, he had a baby girl.
Him and Jenny didn't even get along very well, but she had fallen
into a coma, Seymour realised that baby Alota really needed her
mother. Now he missed them both.
<end snip>
Seymour looked up as he heard the door click.
A doctor entered the room. His white medical tunic bore the
logo "TransMed", although he looked more like a thug than a doctor of
medicine.
Seymour immediately sprung to his feet. "Where is baby Alota? Where
is Jennifer?"
The man said nothing. He pulled out a syringe from his pocket and
attached a large needle.
"I'll ask all the questions" he said.
Seymour gulped, he hated needles. He backed up and the man grabbed
him. He pierced his neck with the needle and forced the liquid into
his veins.
Seymour pulled away finally. "What have you done? Are you insane?!"
The man put the syringe back into his pocket. "I've injected you with
a highly concentrated sample of man-flu. If you don't get the
antidote in the next hour you'll die."
"Why would you do that?"
"Because I need to ask you something." said the man.
"Just ask me! There's no need to go around jabbing people in the neck
and giving them the flu."
"Man-flu."
"Yes whatever. Well it couldn't come at a worse time. There's nothing
worse than a summer cold. And I'm all out of tissues."
"It's not that kind of man-flu."
"Then what is it?"
"In just under 30 minutes you will grow 100 extra penises all over
your body."
"What!!"
A small penis sprouted out of Seymour's hand. "Oh my God! I'm a
monster!"
He waved his hand up and down and the small member flopped around.
"Now you will answer my question. And if you are correct you will get
the antidote. Okay?"
Seymour nodded. "Yes please. Ask away!"
A penis sprouted out of his forehead. "Oh God! Now I look like Efof!"
The man with the TransMed uniform looked squarely at the Ambassador.
"Where is Jed Calvert?"
"What?"
"Jed Calvert, your Captain."
"I know who he is. But... I don't know." Another penis forced it's
way out of Seymour's neck, making him squirm. "Last I heard is that
he got shot, and started leaking this green blood. He's not human."
Seymour paused for thought. "Is anyone human anymore? I mean everyone
seems to be something they're not."
"So where was he taken, after he was shot?"
"Medibay on the Blue Dwarf initially, but then the Blue Dwarf was
evacuated and sent on a top secret mission. So he was transferred to
this hospital."
"Which ward?"
"I don't remember." A penis started to grow out of his cheek.
"Try harder. Or you won't get this."
The doctor held a tablet in front of him. It was the antidote.
"What do you want him for?"
The man waved the tablet and said nothing.
Seymour thought hard. "Green... green wing. Ward 388."
The man took a radio from his jacket and spoke to someone through it.
The willies were sprouting faster than ever from Seymour skin. The
areas in-between were starting to fill in with bushy pubic hair.
After a few minutes a voice called back over the radio and the
torturer grinned.
"We have your Captain."
A penis had just started to grow over Seymour's top lip and was
dangling over his mouth. He tried to blow it away but it just sprang
back.
"Okay give me the antidote then."
The man grinned slyly and threw it out of the window. "Go fetch it."
"You sir, are a bastard!" Seymour accused. The man turned to leave
the room. "Wait! Tell me what you have done with Jennifer and Baby
Alota."
The man paused before he left. "We took the baby but we didn't take
your girlfriend."
He left, leaving Seymour with a hundred additional penises on his
body, and wondering where Jennifer had gone.
< So baby Alota was taken by TransMed, but Jenny wasn't. Where did
she go?! >