Justin tries to kidnap the Captain (part2)

Who: Justin Pancake and Jay Chrysler
Where: The gents toilet in Parrotts bar, BD Prime
When: Whilst Jay wees
Jay stood by a urinal and Justin stood directly behind him. His mind
was on fire with the amount of wordless commands he was being given.
Jay looked around, noticing someone behind him. "Can I help you?" He
asked. His hands were at his crotch which was pointed directly at the
urinal.
"Yes. You can come with me." Justin said directly. "Get into cubicle 3."
Jay turned back to the urinal, and then back to Justin with a look of
amusement. "Sorry, but you're not my type!"
"Do it!" Justin commanded. Then he realised what he was really doing.
He was bossing his Captain about. Things didn't look to good for his
Promotion.
Jay scoffed at him. "What?"
"Do it! Or I'll... I'll..." Justin broke the soap dispenser off the
wall. "I'll hit you with this!"
Jay lifted an eyebrow, and didn't look too threatened. "Let me finish
first, yeah?" he indicated with his eyebrows that he wasn't finished,
so Justin had to wait for Jays bladder to drain dry.
"Hurry up! Or I'll-"
Jay turned around and quickly knocked the soap dispenser flying from
Justin's hand. He punched out, with enough strength to probably knock
Justin out, but he dodged and stepped back quickly.
"I don't know what you're playing at, but I haven't got time for it."
Jay said.
"I'm kidnapping you." Said Justin. "Apparently. I'm not sure I want
to. But I'm gonna!"
Jay wasn't sure what that meant, but took a step closer to Justin to
try knocking him to the floor. But Justin stepped towards the door.
"How do you exactly think you'll kidnap me?" Jay scoffed. "You'll have
to take me out back through the bar, past a hundred people. And also
Amber, the single hardest woman I know is out there. She'll kick your
ass."
This was true. But Justin had already thought of this. Or at least the
unspeaking voice in his head had. "Get into cubicle 3. There is a
ventilation shaft that I can slide you unconscious body down, and then
pick you up and drag you to a Blue Midget."
"Oh?" Jay asked. "And then what?"
"I don't know!"
"Will you take me to Evil Jay?" Jay asked.
"No! Of course not. I'm not a-" Then he stopped speaking. He wasn't a
Hymenoptera... or course he knew that. But it did seem like he was
working for them. He didn't understand it, but he DID want to take Jay
to Evil Jay.
"You're working for him aren't you?"
"Maybe."
"You greasy little bastard. You're a disgrace to that JMC uniform."
Said Jay. "Which of the Blue Dwarf's are you from? 179? 388?"
"No I'm from-" Justin stopped himself. That would be the perfect
alibi. He could just pretend he was from a different Blue Dwarf and
his name will be cleared.
"I'm from... 388." He said.
"Aha!" Jay said. "That's the one with the people with no arms or legs!
It's a lie."
"Okay I'm from 345."
"You're not covered in green hairs."
"Okay okay, I'm from yours. Okay?"
"What? You little traitor!" Jay moved closer to ring his neck, he
seemed to take it personally that he had a traitor working on his own
ship.
Just at that moment another man walked in through the door. Justin
wasted no time in grabbing the man by the neck, pulling him in front
of him as a human shield.
"Get into cubicle 3." Justin ordered. "Or I kill this man."
"Help!" Cried the man.
Jay was a stubborn person and called Justin's bluff. He felt a sick
feeling as Justin proceeded to twist the man's neck with a horrendous
snapping sound and the body fell to the floor.
Jay looked down at the crewman who had been killed. "He was a loyal
member of my crew." Jay said. "Unlike you."
Just then the door flew open and Amber stood there. "I heard someone
shout for help. I hope to god it's not because you zipped your flies
up too fast and caught your.... what the hell is going on?"
Justin realised he was trapped. This Jay wasn't worth fighting for,
there were plenty more. He tried to push past Amber but like Jay said,
she was the hardest woman he knew.
She roundhouse kicked Justin in the stomach, pushing him back hard
against the door. Then she picked him up by the front of his uniform
and slammed him hard down onto a table in the bar. Drinks glasses
shattered everywhere.
Amber was just about to call for Security when several green pulses of
plasma arced across Parrotts and scorched the walls. The meaningless
tat that had been nailed to the walls of the pub exploded. Amber ducked.
Justin looked round to see someone stood in the entrance with a plasma
pistol raised. It was a duplicate of Justin himself, but wearing leather.
Justin immediately knew that this duplicate of himself from another
dimension was behind all the killings, and the reason why he had tried
to kill everyone and kidnap Jay.
He knew this because the other Justin told him, without using words.
They both fled the scene and got to a Blue Midget as soon as possible.
<To be continued!>