Polymorph #3: "Scuttering around"

The polymorph overheard the conversation aboard the starbug and was
scared. It began to suck on its own brain, then realized that this was
useless; it only drained its own energy.
Then it had a plan.
It turned into a scutter and began to move off the starbug and into the
main ship, back where it and its siblings had explored (and some had fed,
lucky ones; and some had died, unlucky ones) before.
"Boop-boop-bee-boop!" said Scutter R2-D2-B5-P3, not recognizing the
polymorph-scutter's clearance code.
"Boop-BEEEEP-bip-bip!" said the polymorph-scutter, disabling the other
scutter's microprocessor by using the Universal Scutter Override Code.
The polymorph-scutter dispatched numerous other inquisitive scutters in
this way until it reached the main officers' break room.
There it climbed up onto the counter and turned into a microwave oven...
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"Let me get this straight - you want to fly on a magic carpet to visit
the king of the
Potato People and plead for your freedom? And you want me to believe
you're perfectly sane?"
-Psycho Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf, "Quarantine"
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