Taste like Chicken.....

Location : The Green Leprechaun travel ship, not far from the Rift and
BD prime
Who : EP, MP and Guest
"So course is plotted in"
"ee"
EP was not happpy. Despite the fact that the only ship they could get
their hands on was the 'lep, MP had been eating
the ship supply of peanuts.
Which were a bit out of date.
Which had a explosive effect.
Which due to the crappy air-recy system now ment that EP was in
serious danger of deloping nut-allergies
The alarm system decided that that was an apprioriate time to go
"bleeeert"
"Whiskey tango foxtrot?", EP said.
"Blert blert slunge!" replied the alarm system.
"Oh fecking great ...am stuck in a flying tin can with a flatuent
midget and a alarm system designed by a idiot"
"Blert Blert woootang....blert"
EP banged his head on the desk. As luck would have it this caused a
draw to open with the operators manual inside.
Grabbing the book EP looked up the warning sounds.
"Squim!"
{Blert = Warning} "Ok..well that means something..."
{Slunge = Lock on] "...oh...thats not good...."
{Wootang = Missle locked on} "MP...i'd suggest we start looking for
the escpae pods..stat"
EP was really panicking now...any more and he'd have o change his
underwear...makin it the second times this year!
"Squim...squim...what does squim mean....."
{Squim = Collission alert}
MP was waving at what looked like a toilet cubicle towards the back
section of the craft.
"This is?"
"EE!"
"Not an espcae pod?"
"e"
Spying a sign next to the door he read:
{Armitage Shanks Speciality Matter transporter - Emergency Class}
"So this is it..an emergcny matter transporter.....i assume there no
locking mechanism? We'll be trasnported to the biggest and nearest
signal yes?"
MP made a gesture that simply said "Dunno2
The two squeezed into the chamber and closed the door.
EP then pulled the chain...second before the 'chaun was blasted by
what turned out not to be a misslle but something resembling a large
frozen
sausgae(source unknown)
@@@@@@@ transporter effect goes here @@@@@@
Seconds later EP materilased on some decking..somewhere...Looking
around he could not see MP anywhere
"I think I can taste anus!"
"EEEEE!" screamed EP's bottom.
..... "What was that?"
"EEEE"
"Oh no....no no no no no no no"
<<tag...where have they materilised>>
OOC : Thanks to a surprise person who the anus quote..
OOC 2 : And yes they are not only fused togther in one body, but
upside down and back to front :-p