well thats just smegging fantastic
Chrysler stood on the end of bournemouth pier, looking out to sea, in the rain. A few days ago, when he'ed dropped Phil off on the Isle of Wight, and narrowly avoided colliding with badly piloted Astro Blaster blue midget, he'ed been looking forward to seeing his girlfriend, Lauren and finally seeing his baby.
ON arriving at her flat, another guy answered the door, the babys real father, Lauren had been seeing someon else all along, in fact she had been even before Jay was assigned to the Red Dwarf, let alone the year in between that and the Blue Dwarf. "Oh well" Jay thought in his usual casual manner "Plaenty of fish in the sea, most of 'em aboard the 'Dwarf." he turned and walked back towards his flat "All I need now to top of a fantastic week is for the captain to win the tribunal"
sadly Jay had already lost that bet too, he just didnt know it yet. On his way back to his flat he bumped into his best friend from school, Paul thay hadnt seen weach other for nearly 5 years, so they went for a quet drink together......... Jay woke up the next morning in a bush, wearing police picket tape and a sunflower he had lost his Space Core uniform, his wallet, and even any idea of where he was. Oh wait a sec, there was a big iron tower, the Eiffel Tower. Oh smeg.
he figured he'ed better try an find commander white wolf of or alota, he knew they were here somewhere, perhaps they could lend him a few dollarpounds to get back across the English Channel, and some clothes would be nice too........................
----- Original Message -----
From: Tom Eames
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, February 10, 2001 12:04 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Karaoke Update
Owen Numan................................Cars by Gary NumanJay Chrysler.................................Basket Case by Green DayJames Johnson.............................It's Raining Men by The Weather GirlsKatrina Swete...............................Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham!Stewie McKenzie..........................What A Wonderful World by Louis ArmstrongZack Jarvis....................................I Will Survive by Gloria GaynorWalter Mulcahy.............................Suicide Is Painless by M*A*S*H*Chris Zodar...................................Mack The Knife by Brian SetzerSteev MaCKenZyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..Baker Street by Gerry RaffertyPhil Febuggre...............................Purple Rain by Prince
Dr Keto........................................Doctor Doctor (Bad Case Of Loving You) by Robert Palmer
D'Arcy.........................................Big Mistake by Natalie ImbrugliaThe continuing adventures of the Blue Dwarf...www.geocities.com/bluedwarf2000To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.com