Re: **Actionette** - \'Quick Format\'

Kara, Rosette, Justin
Outside Environmental Control Room
Justin sighed. Kara really WAS one of those uptight holograms that was
bitter about being dead. He decided that he didn't care, and he just
continued waving his hands through the digital ghost for the fun of
it. He stopped when Kara glared at him. It was one of those looks that
women give you that make you feel about as tall as a 50p. Sadly, as
they had all just seen his todger return to its normal tiny size, he
now felt the size of a 1p.
He realised he was still holding his hand inside Kara's rude lady
bits. he pulled them out and held them behind his back.
"Sorry." I muttered.
"if i could hit you, I really would." kara said.
"Do not worry, I can hit him for you!" said Rosette.
"Oww!" Justin said.
"Then stop harassing the hologram, she's got enough to deal with."
Justin sulked. "I am bored now, do you know any dogs I can play with?"
"Dogs?"
"yes, dogs. i like to... you know what, never mind." An awkward moment
passed and Justin decided to apologise. "look guys.. I mean girls. I
mean girl and dead-girl. I've had a bad day, I was just brought out of
stasis, i shit my pants, my penis fell off, then it attacked me, then
i didnt really know what was going on for a while, with Rosette riding
my cock for a bit... I really am very confused."
Rosette's jaw dropped and kara looked at her curiously. "I never...!"
"yes you did, you thought it was a horse. You'd have been riding it
all day if you hadn't have vented that gas." Justin gasped for breath.
"Look, I just want to get my mind sorted out, probably kill a dog for
some reason, and generally celebrate that my penis is firmly attached
to my body again."
Justin turned to leave, then turned back. "Actually, do either of you
want to come with me to a rave?"
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A zillion miles away
A small green moon had been used as an outpost by the Ratotopian
people for almost a decade. It was the furthest edge of their solar
system, and was a first warnign for any invasion.
Today there was an invasion. The Three Ratopians lie tied up on the
ground as the robots ransacked their control room.
"Give us your energy source!" said the biggest robot. He had large
laser cannons on his shoulders that automatically targetted the large
Rat-man's face.
"I'm sorry, but you can't have it."
"Then you will be FORMATTED!" Said the man, and vapourised the
human-sized rat there and then. he picked up the next person.
"Where is your energy source?!" the robot boomed.
The second rat pointed without hesitation to the room adjacent to
their control room. "In there. Please take it and leave us alone."
"We will take it. And then you will be FORMATTED!" said the large robot.
He crashed through the wall as if it were made of paper, and retreived
what he wanted. The robots returned to their spacecraft and launched
into orbit, much to the relief of the scared Ratopians.
On the spaceship, a small squat robot started running some scanning
software on the planet below.
"What are you doing?" Asked the leader.
"I am defragging."
"Do not defrag. Format!"
he pressed a button and lanched a format ray into the core of the
planet. It blow up.
I will write all of my posts in third person now, sorry if my first
person writing did not fit in