Re: Eh? What\'s this then?
Justin Pancake and Rosette Lachance
The Environmental control room
"This looks like the perfect place for us to vent that gas from the
ship." Said Rosetee, looking around at all the controls in the room.
"It also looks complicated." I said. And I was not lying. There were
switches and dials, and all sorts of flashing alerty-things. I started
to feel a sense of panic because I know I wanted to touch all of the
buttons, but it might result in the certain death of everbody onboard.
"Big red... shiny...button." I said and walked over in a daze towards
one. It looked like it was probably the button that vented the red hot
toxic exhaust plasma out through the urinals in the vents, thereby
eroding any weeing person from the waist down. But I coud not resist,
I wanted to press it.
"What are you doing? Stop!" Rosette snatched my hand away. It was nice
to feel her touch me, she was surprisingly soft. She gripped me really
hard though.
"Ow!" I said.
"Don't press anything! Do you know what it does?"
"No"
"Than do not press it."
"Okay"
I really wanted to. After a few more attempted jabbings at coloured
buttons, Rosette banished me from the room. I stood outside and
pretended to guard it. I did not actually know what I would have done
if a large penis came to attack me. Probably ran away. Unless it was a
small one. If it were a big stereotypical black man's then I would
have been fucked (hopefully not literally).
Down the corridor i saw a woman stop for a rest. She didnt look
injured or tired so I wasnt sure why she was resting. Maybe she was
ill. I walked over to her.
"You okay?"
"Em... yes..." The woman said. She was pretty, but did not quite look
right. The light did not seem to bounce off her correctly.
"My name is Kara mcgellan." she aid happily and held out a hand. I
tried to shake it but it went right through.
"Argh you are a ghost!" I said.
"No I am a hologram!"
"A digital ghost!" I said and ran back a few steps.
"No... well... yes. But don't insult me please."
"Sorry." I said. I had never met a hologram before. I had always
assumed they were pretty bitter about being dead.
"Are you bitter about being dead?" I asked. She shrugged.
Then she clutched her head and looked in pain.
"What is wrong?" I asked.
"These... strange...memories." she said.
"Oh? What are the memories about?" I asked.
Tag Capt. Emerald !
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Capt. Emerald"
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> Kara McGellen stumbled out of the Holographic Suite confused and
disoriented. Somehow the full restoration of her programming didn't go
down so well. Random images and memories flooded through her head.
Some weren't even her own. "What the smeg is goin' on?" She managed to
get through her clenched teeth. She tripped and fell onto the cold
steel floor of the corridor very glad she didn't bruise anymore. Kara
used to nearby wall to help herself back onto her feet. She leaned
back and rubbed her aching head. Slowly the images and otherwise
managed to sort themselves out and she sighed.
> It had never been so damned hard when she had come back before.
Something had to be going on. She didn't even get a greeting when she
materialized. Hopefully she was in hard-light mode. She didn't want to
have to worry about getting walked through or phasing through some
sort of furniture. It was just unsettling to be standing in the middle
of the table or get a scutter through the legs. There was only one
person who could sort out things for her and explain what the smeg was
going on...the captain. She straightened out her uniform and took off
down the corridor. She had to stop for a moments rest as another
strange memory zipped through her head.
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