Re: Ride \'em Cowgirl

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"Get back here!" Rosette yelled, as she followed an oversized male
brain move down the corridor at blinding speed. In her mind though,
it was just another horse that had escaped, and she was trying to
catch it.
IC -
"Please! Come back with my little fella!" I pleaded loudly with
Rosette as she rode it down the corridor. It was quite unfortunate at
this time that she seemed like such a saucey girl and she could
probably ride my penis all night. Damn. Why did it have to be detached
from my body?
I followed until I finally found her. She had stopped. Everything she
had said so far seemed to make her think that all the penis' were
horses. I have no idea why but assumed it was something to do with the
effects of the gas. I can only assume that it will affect women in a
different way as they have no penisses to fall off. I do not even know
if girls bits could fall off. Maybe if I watched long enough her
boobies would fall off and I would have to pick them up for her. I
thought about this for a moment, I am not sure if that is appealing or
not.
"Why have you stopped?" I ask. "Not that I am annoyed. I am actually
pleased. I do not like to let my dick out of my sight normally."
"Nature calls." said Rosette.
"What?" I ask.
"Horses need to wee too." She said.
I looked, and really wished I hadn't. To Rosette and her current
dellusion, this probably seemed to be very natural and normal. To me
it was one of the freakiest things ever.
The high-pressured wee seemed to be a good thing when the first of the
Space Corps boarding party entered our corridor. It knocked them over,
and sent them skidding around in puddles of the piss. I have no idea
what Rosette saw but she must have thought this was one pretty special
horse.
The space corps soldiers drew their weapons and Rosette charged into a
few of them, knokcing them over. She then beckoned for me to ride on
her "horse".
"No thanks, I'll walk." I said.
She dissapearred into a large room with many switches and dials. I
only knew what this room was for because of the sign saying
"Environmental controls". I followed.
Tag Roseette!
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Andy" <andyjones85@...> wrote:
>
> <snip>
> "You should be lucky I dont just shoot it." she said. I gulped.
> "I am trying to stop the gas that is causing this. It is coming from
> the ship that just crashed into us." She said. "If we cannot stop the
> gas from being vented then we will have to suck it out into space."
> "Good plan." I said, and followed her, leaving my purple-headed
> soldier tied up on the floor.
> </snip>
>
> To the one outside of her head - The one whose rogue penis she'd just
> tied up, she'd done just that. But inside her head, she'd done
> something completely different. The gas had several effects... The
> major one was that all males would lose their manhood, and it would
> grow many times its normal size (some more than others, obviously)
> until it was big enough to eat its previous owner.... Or at least
> drown it. This caused an over 100% rise of the use of the word 'smeg'.
>
> After tying up the penis, she turned it over, and climbed on top of
> it, freeing the ropes as she was in a secure position.
>
> "Umm... You're riding my..." Justin began, but was cut off
> mid-sentence by the young woman.
> "Horsey!" she yelled, riding it off down the corridor. She'd
> fashioned a crude lassoo out of the rope, and began trying to catch
> more of them.
>
> She'd left the Drive Room earlier under the impression that the only
> effect was that of removing the penis, and making it attack its owner,
> and anyone else nearby. She was now riding a man's phallus, someone
> who she had never met until just a moment ago. Justin tried to run
> after, but the giant schlong was just too fast, and he began to drop
> behind.
>
> "YEEHAW!" Rosette yelled. If Calvert was here, he would've fallen for
> her more than he did during the escapades with the automatically
> undoing dress in the ballroom, and that was saying something.
>
> --------------Back in the Drive Room------------------
>
> "Someone better git me a list of them thar effects!" Calvert yelled at
> no one in particular. All the while, the gas was spreading throughout
> the ship. The crew members around him moved frantically trying to do
> something about the gas. No one had even bothered checking if the SC
> Oath Keepers security force had begun to invade.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------
>
> "Everyone split up, keep your gas masks on, and aprehend everyone you
> find!" yelled the man at the front of the group of 5 men. Each one of
> them was huge, covered in a suit of black armour that creaked as they
> moved. They all carried a rifle of some kind, and began to move
> throughout the Blue Dwarf.
>
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
> "Get back here!" Rosette yelled, as she followed an oversized male
> brain move down the corridor at blinding speed. In her mind though,
> it was just another horse that had escaped, and she was trying to
> catch it.
>
> <Tag people!>
>