Wiggly-dingles!

Who:- Jay, Katrina
Where:- Jay's office
When:- After the collision
Jay knocked back a strong coffee in one gulp. He had known Calvert
would be trouble from the start, the wheels were turning to remove
him from power but it was already too late. The inevitable had
happened, the Space Corp had not only caught up with Calvert, and
would no doubt arrest him and anyone else who supported him – and no
doubt some innocent people would be caught up in that – but the Blue
Dwarf had taken heavy damage, people had no doubt been injured on
both the `Dwarf and the Oath Keeper and there were bound to be more
than a few fatalities too.
He had come to his office to coordinate his pilots for a rescue
mission. It was clear that the Blue Dwarf was sturdy enough to just
about handle the damage without the need for evacuation, Callum had
confirmed that, but whether Calvert liked it or not Jay was going
to make sure they used the few shuttles they had left and get as
many people off the Oath Keeper as possible and bring them aboard
where they would be safe, well, as safe as they could be from a ship
captained by a renegade.
Jay's concentration lapsed for a second and his heart skipped a
beat when he remembered that Katrina had been working in one of the
rear shuttle bays around the time of the impact, but his mind was
put to rest by her bursting into the office and slamming the door
behind her and locking it fast.
"Hi.." Jay said "Thanks for locking my staff out, that's really
gonna help…." His voice flat with sarcasm.
"Hun.." Katrina said, her face white "You're not going to believe
this, but I've just been chased here by a dozen psychotic penises!"
"Keto's cloned himself again huh?" Jay replied, not looking up from
his PC.
"I'm serious! Real, killer members have just chased me here!"
Jay looked at his girlfriend as though she were insane then
realising that she was genuinely scared called Harris. "Chris, it's
Jay…Ensign Salter's just reported that she was attacked by a dozen
hungry love-sticks..is there something we should know?"
"It's the leaked Cyclosium-B, Jay" Chris replied. "It's one of the
side effects.." a loud *thud* noise could be heard in the
background."
"Well, how far has it spread?"
*thud* "Only as far as the mid section, on the lower decks so far,
we've sent Andy Loo's in to try to contain it now, but I'd"
*thud* "Get a gas mask on to be safe"
Katrina tossed one from the equipment locker over to Jay as Chris
said this.
"Thank's Chris, one more thing?"
*thud* "Yeah?"
"What's that noise?"
"Oh, I'm fighting of some todgers.."
"How?"
"With a hardback copy of Jade Goody's autobiography..that should be
enough to soften them up!"
Jay turned back to Katrina.
"Y'know.." he said, "Since we're stuck here, we could always pass
the time by..y'know…"
The look on Katrina's face told Jay that if he even thought of
letting "Little-Jay" near her after what she'd just seen, she'd
remove it before the gas had the chance to….