Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Worse Than Life

A Great poest said "it is a time to fight and a time to one like little
women". I felt that this time fit in the Second Category. We Ran down the
beast being Chace by vampiric and skinny models who was looking at us like
we were a peice of Lettuace. I use to think Vampire women were sexy but not
the Thought of her sipping out my blood like its a slurrpis didn't sound to
Appealing
We ran down the Island.
Dirk-What are we going to Do
"there sometime a secret Exit in these games. We just have to Find it". I
break a leg of a table to make a wooden Steak "the Clue is normaly kind of
Crytic. There Also a way to talk to people from the outside by talking to
them Trhought the Computer Terminals. We just have to find some type of
phone in here and hack it"
>From: jason@...
>Reply-To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Worse Than Life
>Date: 8 Feb 2001 09:04:02 -0000
>
>"You will be punished," boomed a voice from nowhere.
>
>"Oh, smeg!" Dirk couldn't believe his first day on the Blue Dwarf. First
>he
>was left with no way to check in and get his room, now he was about to be
>punished by a bootleg copy of some testosterone driven VR game. He pushed
>the
>palm of his hand where his escape button was supposed to be. Nothing
>happened.
>"I can't get out! How about you, Stone?"
>
>Stone replied, "Me neither. I think we're stuck."
>
>"I heard him say 'punished.' What do you think he meant by that?" Before
>Stone
>could answer, the environment around the two downloaded to show an empty
>auditorium. The stage was decorated with banners announcing the 3rd Annual
>Miss
>Fiji No Bake Sunscreen Pageant. The two men wore oversized trench coats.
>Stone's was blue and Dirk's was orange. Each had a name tag. Dirk read
>them.
>"It seems here that you're Mr. Blue and I'm Mr..... I'm MR. ORANGE! Is
>that my
>punishment? I'm orange?"
>
>"At least you weren't Mr. Pink."
>
>Three gorgeous young women in skimpy bathing suits walk out onto the stage.
>"This doesn't look like it's going to be too bad," said Dirk. Without a
>word
>the women expose their large fangs and prepare to attack. "What! No
>cheesy
>dialouge! It's no fun without poorly written catch phrases. What kind of
>a rip
>off game is this?"
>
>"Let's just think about getting out of here," Stone told Dirk. Both men
>began
>to search their coats for the weapons that were supposed to be there. "I
>coat
>is empty. I don't have any weapons."
>
>"Me neit..." Before Dirk could finish the sentence, one of the women
>landed a
>punch right square on his jaw and knocked him to the floor. "SMEGGGG!!!!!"
> He
>quickly kicked the vamp off of him. "That hurt!"
>
>"These games are supposed to make you think that you've been hurt."
>
>"No, you don't understand. I've had enough experience to know the
>difference
>between simulated pain and the real stuff, and I'm telling you that that
>REALLY
>hurt!"
>
>take it away....
>
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