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Dirk Bell wandered the halls of the Blue Dwarf until he finally found the
Security Office. He walked in and took a look around. "Smeg! It's empty!
It's smeggin' empty!" He just couldn't believe his luck. There was no one
inside. No one. Not the Security Chief. No Barney Fife assistants. There
wasn't even a smeggin' "Be back in 10 minutes" sign. "What in the Hell do I do
now?" Dirk did the only thing that he could. He went to get drunk. After
wandering around the ship once again.
He stepped into an elevator and just hit a button. It seemed to work for Stone.
The ride seemed to take forever. The doors parted and Dirk stepped out and
took a look. "Fan-smeggin'-tastic! It worked!" Dirk was on the Promenade.
There was the MacDonald's and everything. Now all he had to do was find a good
bar to waste the three hours until he met Stone. He kept his eyes open for a
bar or anyone who could help him. There was still no one in sight. Finally he
saw a sign. "Parrott's Bar 2001." "Sounds good enough to me."
Dirk stepped inside and took a seat at the bar. "Barkeep, a shot of whiskey
with a beer chaser, please. Might as well do something with my day."
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