Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] You and what army?

Chrysler touched down on earth, finally, after flying all the way from Jupiter Station, with a busted radio he needed to get out and stretch his legs, he landed in London, before heading home however, he wanted to get  a new  stereo for his 'Midget.
He was climbing down from the cockpit, and had just put  afew pennycents in the meter, he didnt really realise or even care that he had landed in th middle of Oxford Street, instead of the shuttlport, and was breaking about 400 space way code laws he was just about to set out for the stereo store when coming frm the sports club he heard a ruckus
he turned to see what was going on, and noticed Phil Febuggure tearing down the street faster than the light beams that he was made of, behind him thre was a neanderthal wielding a holo-whip Phil was trying to protest how he was alergic to pain, and how he'ed had some kind of spasm causing him to lash out at the guy,
Jay climbed back into the cockpit of the Phoenix, and raised it up on to its legs, to full height, which wasnt as tall as a regular blue midget, since he'ed lowered the suspension, he started runnig towards the neanderthal,
he stopped chasing phil, and stopped dead in front of the vessel which looked pretty agressive with its flame motif, and black paint job, Jay stopped in front of the man, and tilted the cockpit fward so that he was looking into the eyes of the man, "play football?" he asked over the speakers
then brought the left leg of the ship back and kicked the guy straight in the jaw. he landed about 6 miles down the road.
Chrsysler opened the passenger door, and looked down at Phil "Hop in i'll give you a ride"
Phil seemed quite pleased to be the first person to get the chance to ride in Jay's custom blue midget....
 
over to you phil where you headed......

----- Original Message -----
From: Christopher Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf
Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2001 8:23 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] You and what army?

OOC:It seems like my last post never reached the group So i've included it here as well.
 
Location : Sports Bar. London, Earth
Time : Quarter past 12.(thats 12:15 people)
 
Phil was back on Earth for the first time in,oooooh, many years. He was feeling a bit depressed since he found out that Tara had been seen having dinner with White Wolf. He had been told by Saddam before he left the station that she was related to some guy who sounded like a lavatory cleaner(Rimmer), but that didn't bother him. So he decided to go to the sports bar, as it was one of the few places that Phil could get drunk in(Last time he was Earth the place was closed to have the mods put in)
 
A very strange noise erupted from behind him .Phil turned around to see what can only be called a human-gelf crossbread(it wasn't but that's what he looked like - He was pig ugly.
 
"Youse in my chair deadiie."
 
"Pardon?"
 
"I said youse is in my seat you ghost."
 
"No you cretin it's  "You are in my chair." not "Youse in my chair" you twit!"
 
Oh no. here we go again.
 
With that Phil picked up the thing that was nearest to hand and swung it at the sub-human thing, just as someelse walked in the door.

PART 2
 
Location : Sports Bar, London , Earth
Time : About 5 mins before Phil's about to get his hologramtic head kicked in.....
 
"Why you pointing that giant banna at me for?" asked a very concerned customer
 
"What this, " sreamed Phil.
 
"Yes?"
 
"Ermm...........<<think Phil, think fast - oh bugger the troll is holding a holo whip.think boy>> ...............oooooooooohh, look at that over there," he said poiting at  something on the wall, to which all in the bar looked.
 
And with that he legged it out the bar, hotly pursed by the troll-like humans and various other people who just wanted a laugh(but had yet to relaise that Phil was a hologram)
 
Cue the Benny Hill style music...
 
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