Take two

"You Smeghead!" Tara squealed at the device, brandishing a nearby
kitchen knife at it. "Give me back
my son!" She threw the knife and it sunk into the device, which
sparked and crashed to the floor.
Tara stared at it for a few moments before taking off up the corridor
at a run towards security.
At this precice mment in time there was a noise like a *flomp* and a
small midget shaped object
appeared in the air above Tara.
"What the.."
At this point Gravity, who had just nipped out for a packet of crisps,
noticed the object in the air
and dropped it on Tara.
The fact that this object was MP and he landed face first in Tara's
clevage was a minor side point
"Get of mee you didty little..*bleep*." she said to MP who was busy
taking advantage of the
situation by shaking his head back and forth and makeing motorboat noises
Satisfied, yet relisise that his life was now measured in seconds
before Tara's fury, MP held up a
small data pad to her. She regonised this imediatlty as one of Phil's
as it had a rough scratching
of what looked like a infinity symbol on the back.
Taking the pad activated it
The image of Phil popped up ...the fact he was on the toilet reading
his paper, was another small
minor incedent.
"TURN THAT OFF!" screamed Phil on the pad...it skipped to the next entry
"Tara..my beloved...First off i need to applogise. The Phil you have
know for the last month of two
is not the real me..it was ..a ..not clone..bio duplicate. I've been
working with EP on the Bio-ship
along side the Archivers in the future.. The Bio-duplicates should be
disolving into protoplasm
about now.. However i knows whats jhappened to Rufus, but need your
help.. The method i need to
return to the now well..i need you to activate the homing/distress
beacon. "
The image crackled again and returned to a image of Phil in the
shower, showing his butt and singing
"i belive in miracles"..in the background could be heard a small
midget like laugh
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