Slug Slushie
Posted byPosted: Aug 1, 2007, 2:57pm
Who: Rufus and those on Mollopod Planet
Where: A Blender
When: Simultaneously Occurring With the End of Keto's Last Post.
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Rufus blinked into existence and fell.
And fell.
And fell.
And sploshed into something liquid. Something liquidy that tasted vaguely metallic, almost like blood when you suck a paper cut, or that minging taste you get after a nose bleed in fact. As Rufus dodgy leg complained at the fall he realised that he was actually standing in blood. He fought hard not to feint as he realised what kind of blood he was hip deep in. Instead his stomach insisted on evacuating all of it's contents.
Then he saw Vanessa in the blender next to him.
"Vanessa!" He screamed, and banged on the plastic as hard as he could. She didn't look around, she was staring up at Dr Keto who was hanging off the lid of the blender. Rufus was the only person in the blender. Well, the only person left alive in the blender. He noticed a section of clothed torso rise to the surface and sink slowly again. He knew the name, someone who he worked with in the science labs. His stomach emptied itself again.
Wiping his mouth on his sleeve, he looked over at Vanessa again and then around him. The liquid seemed to be being drained off somewhere, Rufus didn't look where, the thing that most interested him was the hundreds of other blenders lined up in rows filling the square. The other interesting thing was the strangely tuxedoed slugs gathered around open area.
'Ther must be something going on over there.' He thought. Whilst inside he was deeply deeply afraid of becoming slug chow, he had an overwhelming urge not to see Vanessa turned into slug slushie either. He fumbled about inside his lab coat and grabbed two of the viles of GUNK.
"Good job this isn't glass." Rufus said quietly and smashed the tube on the side of the blender. It quickly ate through the plastic shell and Rufus crawled out, spluttering and coughing blood as it gushed out the hole with him. He ran over to Vanessa's blender and smashed the second vile on the side, watching as the GUNK ate slowly through the plastic shell. Rufus wondered just how much GUNK it would take to rescue the whole crew, he didn't have much on him. They had to find another way.
<Tag those inside the blender!>