Who needs a mudbath?

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The large minig robot had an even worse landing however. The heavy
robot collided with the silo and dented it inward, the momentum then
pushing the several storey object to the floor, where it rolled like
a hundred tonne rolling pin towards Rosette and Rufus.
Rosette and Rufus turned around to quyickly run out of the exit, the
see four assault rifles and one deadly sniper rifle rammed in their
faces from a tiny but elite team of Peewee robots.
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Rufus looked at the robots, and then at Rosette. The big silo was
flying towards them at breakneck speeds... Luckily, it was also
flying towards the Peewee team, who didn't want to get themselves
destroyed either...
Their small CPU's ran furiously, building up calculation base that
would allow them to survive. Unfortunately for them, they only came
up with one solution - saving the humans would save themselves.
All of the peewees opened fire on the silo, shattering its weak
outer shell with ease, the fluid within it flowed forth. Seymour,
standing just the other side was inspecting the Mining robot that
had been attacking him, the crash into the silo was enough to
shatter what would have been its spinal chord - the hydraulic cables
were split, leaking the fluid that allowed it to move. He looked
up, at the silo, now rolling away from him.
Instead of seeing a rolling metal cylinder, he saw a flow of pitch
black liquid. His fashion sense died a thousand deaths as the fluid
turned out to be a thin oil, sticking to him all over, and
completely ruining his jacket.
He screamed like a girl.
At the other end of the room, the oil burst into the group of robots
and people, covering all of them in a thin coat of slippery oil.
The weapons the peewees were holding suddenly flew from their hands,
onto the floor, along with all members of said group.
Acting instinctively, both Rufus and Rosette leapt for a weapon as
soon as they'd seen it leave the arms of the Peewees. Diving for
the same weapon isn't normally a good way to do things, but in this
case it worked, as Rosette got to it first, it slipped from her
hands, straight into the waiting hands of Rufus, who opened fire
straight away.
Four of the five peewees went down with the first volley, the other
happened to be the one with the highest kill rate of all the peewees
dispatched, and was able to get a shot off before it was destroyed.
The shot flew through the air, faster than anyone could see, and
tore through Rosettes hand, almost severing it completely. The heat
from the shell did a good job of quarterising the wound, but also
left her missing three of her fingers.. leaving her with an index
finger, and a thumb. SHe screamed like a girl... Seymour however
managed to out-do her girly scream, and all he was screaming about
was a ruined set of clothes. Rosette fell to her knee, clutching
her wrist, the pain enough to make her faint.
"Well, this is great... broken ribs, and half a missing hand..." she
thought as she fell, watching everything around her going black...er
than the oil she was lying in. Rufus lifted her out of the oil, to
stop her from choking on it, but was unable to wake her from her
painful slumber.
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