Re: The Strange Case of the Forgetful Doctor

Erm. Excuse me!! Did you complete a character profile?
I don't remember accepting you on the membership trial mister!!!
Disgraceful. Do rules mean nothing to you people!
(Seriously though, Welcome back mate! Though I'm considering starting
a pool as to when you disappear again! PLACE YOUR BETS FOLKS!!!)
--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Onion" <theonion770@...>
wrote:
>
> Wow, I really wasn't expecting this - welcome back Sean and
> Shakespeare, good to have you back!!
>
> -Onion
>
> --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, "Corn Pylon" <sean@> wrote:
> >
> > Who: Keto, Shakespeare, Tara, Vanessa
> > Where: Keto's Tempibay
> > When: During the mechanical madness
> > =======================
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > He turned back to face Shakespeare.
> >
> > "In short," said Keto, "He has lost all memory of the past six
years."
> >
> > There was silence.
> >
> > "Wait, what?" blinked Shakespeare.
> >
> > </snip>
> >
> > "Last sixeth years? Prayst, enlighten myne mindeth. Be thou
> > attempting yonder joke of practicalitys't?"
> >
> > Keto frowned and let the words slowly sink into his mind, it
nearly
> > stalling on deciphering the last part of Shakespeare's query.
This
> > loss of memory was certainly was no more bizarre than the other
> > strange events that had befallen the nusiance bard, in fact it
fit in
> > perfectly with what had happened to the surgeon all those years
ago.
> > However, when Keto had last seen Shakespeare he'd been missing his
> > eyes and here he was quite clearly whole and staring right at
him.
> > This required some serious thought, preferably by somebody else.
> >
> > "No, Shakespeare. This is no joke. In just over half a decade
you've
> > become more than an annoyance from my past. You turned into a
blight
> > on my present and even though you died nine or ten times, you
returned
> > each time to annoy me further. I thought the last time had been
> > permanent," Keto said disdainfully.
> >
> > "If I hath beenst thy surgeon, why doth I retain nay memry?"
> >
> > "That requires tests and equipment," answered Keto - eyebrows
still
> > raised suspiciously at the apparent amnesiac surgeon. "The former
> > being reliant on the latter which is an impossibilty due to the
> > mechanics on this ship going haywire and declaring armageddon on
us
> crew."
> >
> > "An unholy war between these hellish minions and ourselths?
Aboards't
> > this almighty vessel?" asked shakespeare, horrified and
hysterical.
> >
> > "Yes," said Keto vaguely, struck by a strange sense of
familiarity.
> >
> > "Gadzooks!" cursed Shakespeare. "We musteth hie to thy armoury,
take
> > up our instruments and beginneth thou noble stand of valour!
> > Henceforth suffereth nay more agains't such metallic tyranny!
> > Charles, these beasts must ne'er threaten the fair skies again!"
He
> > raised his fist into the air, shaking it vigorously and with
enough
> > speed Tara thought it would fall off.
> >
> > "Would you just calm down a second? We're doctors, not an elite
crack
> > squad," growled Keto, reminded all too well of the pox
Shakespeare had
> > placed on his life during the times he'd been present.
> >
> > "Fie on thy cowardice Charles! Fie on thee. I'st shalleth place
myne
> > part!"
> >
> > "You're a surgeon William, wake up from your middle english
fantasy!
> > This is not some harmless war against robots! People will need
> > treatment and we're the only peoeple who can give it!" Keto gave
some
> > serious consideration to retracting his previous statement.
> >
> > Shakespeare seemed to take heed of this and sagged a little,
resting
> > back against Keto's favourite wall.
> >
> > "I supposeth thy tells't true words - but Charles, whateth shall
we do
> > with myne memry?"
> >
> > Keto sighed and rubbed his eyes wishing he, no, wishing
Shakespeare
> > were somewhere else in the space time continuum. "I don't know,
> > William, I told you that to find out requires tests and
equipment.
> > Currently the only testing going on here is you on my patience."
> >
> > "I hath treated nay individual you be tending to," replied
Shakespeare.
> >
> > "PATIENCE, NOT PATIENTS!"
> >
> > ============
> >
> > OOC: Hello again all! I'm back (again) and this time I've been
given
> > the prods and pushes needed to get me writing. ;) Chris. Here's
to
> > the medibay!
> >
>